Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[Tiny Tim]

served an eclair with a sausage in it. I had to explain the concept of the sausage roll.

[Severus]

Binary date today. 1/2/2

[Tiny Tim]

Binary date today. 1/2/2

Pinch punch......bl**dy geeks!!!

[tonyXIII]

Binary date today. 1/2/2

That's not binary! There are no 2s in binary.

[terrywebbisgod]

That's not binary! There are no 2s in binary.

1/10/10

[Haloman]

There are 2 reminders written on the white board in front of me.

The first on says: "Door Handle"

The second one says "Sniper Activity"

[Severus]

That's not binary! There are no 2s in binary.

Erm... ok then.

[hindle xiii]

I had a tin (or 2) of Baxter's French Onion Soup, it was nowhere near as good as my bitchin' onion soup. I was very disappointed, but at the same time very chuffed to find I made better than the pros.

[Severus]

Off to Sheffield beer festival today with a hangover . Just told the missus I wanted to be back in time for the GF . Enjoy the game everyone who is going.

[hindle xiii]

It's a bit too quiet around here for my liking.

[saintsbird]

Following the game last night I received 2 text messages basically telling me my team are "wink" (you get the pic) & have won nothing again hahaha! I didnt know the number & text asking who it was. They didnt reply. I phoned the number they didnt reply. Later on had switched the phone off.

This morning I have rang the number & a man answered. As soon as I asked who it was they hung up. Big hard man eh. Can send abusive texts but not have the courage to tell me who they are

Scumbag

[hindle xiii]

Following the game last night I received 2 text messages basically telling me my team are "wink" (you get the pic) & have won nothing again hahaha! I didnt know the number & text asking who it was. They didnt reply. I phoned the number they didnt reply. Later on had switched the phone off.

This morning I have rang the number & a man answered. As soon as I asked who it was they hung up. Big hard man eh. Can send abusive texts but not have the courage to tell me who they are

Scumbag

T'wasn't me. I'm cheap and would've rung from home...

[timtum]

May the Good Lord preserve me from a 1.1 litre Vauxhall Corsa rental. Never again.

And Tampon the cat has just reappeared so I'm happy.

[timtum]

I've run out of cigarette papers so have sparked up the old briar with a Borkum Riff Champagne mix.

Timtum is 73.

[Haloman]

Our new service "manager" is a *&*^%$ MORON !!!!

All he does is send out threatening emails, waving his willy about. Any attempt to communicate with him is met with ridicule or downright acusations. Then he wonders why nobody wants to inform him of anything.

He can swivel !

[scrape_goose]

Working in IT it is the rule that if the people from the out sourced Indian application team come to speak to you at your desk they always come in two's, no matter where you work.

[Shadow]

Following the game last night I received 2 text messages basically telling me my team are "wink" (you get the pic) & have won nothing again hahaha! I didnt know the number & text asking who it was. They didnt reply. I phoned the number they didnt reply. Later on had switched the phone off.

This morning I have rang the number & a man answered. As soon as I asked who it was they hung up. Big hard man eh. Can send abusive texts but not have the courage to tell me who they are

Scumbag

Post the number on here and we'll all give him a call, several times a day, just to let him know what a silly thing he has done

God help him if he gets stuck in a conversation with Dally

[Tiny Tim]

God help him if he gets stuck in a conversation with Dally

[Haloman]

Nobody's tried to kill me in almost a fortnight.*

* I know, hard to believe isn't it?

[Shadow]

Nobody's tried to kill me in almost a fortnight.*

* I know, hard to believe isn't it?

Just keep out of the US zone and you should be safe

[Bob8]

I've run out of cigarette papers so have sparked up the old briar with a Borkum Riff Champagne mix.

Timtum is 73.

Is your neighbout back yet?

[timtum]

Is your neighbout back yet?

Which one? The scary Algerian war veteran?

Are you in Boston yet? If not, come on down....

Going to do the no cigarette papers thing until my hitherto forgotten stash of pipe tobacco is finished.

Off on Thursday for a sausage tasting with the English Speaking Womens Group.

[Bob8]

Which one? The scary Algerian war veteran?

Are you in Boston yet? If not, come on down....

Going to do the no cigarette papers thing until my hitherto forgotten stash of pipe tobacco is finished.

Off on Thursday for a sausage tasting with the English Speaking Womens Group.

The chappie who was off to England, to whom you had to explain the sausage roll after his unfortuante experience in Wembley.

[timtum]

I was going to do a separate thread but....

Went to Liverpool, hired a rubbish car, and then went to Knowsley Rd on the first leg of our rugby league pilgrimage.

The people there were wonderful, after waiting until the training session had finished, we were given a guided tour of the ground. Laurent had his photo taken on the pitch in his Saints jumper. He couldn't believe the state of the stadium.

Off to the Willows next, where he was intrigued by the location of the ground and the kids playing in the streets around the stadium.

Friday we went to Odsal in the rain..... done that a few times in the past. Again, he'd seen nowt like Odsal.

Off then to the George Hotel who treated us royally. Unfortunately it was a Friday so Stevo's museum was closed but he managed to find some photos of players he'd played against, and posters of games he'd been to.

Saturday morning, off to Wilderspool then the Halliwell Jones where he had his photo taken holding the Challenge Cup. Tena time.

Old Trafford, and the city centre of Manchester were a bit of a sensation overload for him.

Back to France and we went to the second half of Limoux v Carpentras.

He's a country boy, and this was a big assault on his senses. Food of an English restaurant meal complete with gay waiter completely threw him. Loved his ruby on Friday, and the Wagamama noodles on Saturday.

We're booking again for next year. As a thank you he's taking me to St Esteve v Limoux on Sunday.....

[Haloman]

Which one? The scary Algerian war veteran?

Now I'm confused.

Is your neighbour:-

A: A scary person of Algerian origins, who happens to be a (as yet unspecified) veteran of a war?

B: A war veteran of unspecified national origins, who took part in a particularly frightening conflict in Algeria?

C: A scary Algerian who took part in a war within Algeria, which may or may not have been frightening?

I think this needs clarification before we start asking for more information on your sausage tasting adventures with English speaking ladies. Otherwise, who knows what unfortunate and possibly compromising and mistaken conclusions may be drawn?