hindle xiii Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I didn't want to take away from the "Health Update" thread but it is humbling to read. Grounding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 This thread took eleven years to get to page 338 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonM Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Gray Viane is still playing semi-pro RL in Sydney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) Moved to another thread because on review it was "Interesting" Edited August 27, 2019 by Bleep1673 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) Deleted repeat post Edited August 27, 2019 by Bleep1673 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 12/08/2019 at 19:31, Mister Ting said: I have never knowingly met doppelgänger of myself or anyone else that I know. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 16/08/2019 at 11:08, Bearman said: The average person in the UK has an above average number of legs! This is because whilst no one has more than two legs there are a small number of people only have 1 leg. Therefore the average number of legs of people in the UK is a very very small sum of less than two! Thus anyone with two legs is above average. That's just mean. You have to look at your mode of working here and you'll be fine with two legs. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, ckn said: Wow, I haven't seen a PLIF cartoon in years! "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Futtocks said: Wow, I haven't seen a PLIF cartoon in years! I downloaded some when I knew the site was about to go under, can't find most of them though but that one I keep aside. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 12:11, ckn said: As many as that? I only speak to 12 people per week, all you lot are computer generated rejects from another dimension, and TV only puts on what I don't want to watch, that explains why the same buses are going past my window at the same frequency. I want to speak to my psychiatrist. Or someone who vaguely looks like her. I feel lonely sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 I just bet on Tennis for the first time in my life. I got an email from my betting account saying I hadn't used it for nearly 2 years and they were about to declare me digitally dead if I didn't bet on something. Nice game for them. Once they declare you inactive they start charging $10/mth account fee. My online betting shop has changed hands about 4 times in the last 5 years and I couldn't even remember which outfit I was with until I tried a few recently. I started out with some gang I've forgotten then they were bought by Waterhouse then he was bought by William Hill and now it's Beteasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 I just learnt that these things exist for some reason: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogiron Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Farmduck said: I just learnt that these things exist for some reason: Brings new meaning to having a wet nose and a shiny coat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 This time last year the Obituary thread had reached 15 pages. This year it has only made 11. Conclusion A, Less people are dying, Or B, There are less people on here alive to report on it Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Bearman said: This time last year the Obituary thread had reached 15 pages. This year it has only made 11. Conclusion A, Less FAMOUS people are dying, Or B, There are less people on here to report on it Edited for accuracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: Edited for accuracy Note to Mods. Please re title this thread to Accurate Uninteresting Facts. ( That should end it altogether ) Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 To be a true Cockney, you have to be born within the sound of Bow bells. Given the amount of traffic in that part of London, I would suggest that to be a Cockney today, you have to be born inside the church itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Bearman said: B, There are less people on here alive to report on it 2 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: Edited for accuracy Fewer people, Shirley? 1 1 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I have a badly swollen ankle that has been bothering me for 2 weeks, and my local GP is useless, prescribed a very weak anti-biotic, and no pain killers. Last night I was in total agony, and barely slept, so this morning I took my last pain killer, gave it time to work, and went off to A & E. Because it wasn't Trauma that caused the problem, I was seen by the in house "GP", diagnosed with a bit of rheumatism, and was out again with anti-inflammatory, pain killers, and stronger anti-biotic, all on prescription. As I get free prescriptions, I consider that as a result. Best thing was though, he was Canadian, from Toronto, and had never heard of the Wolfpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 After spending 10 mins trying, and finally succeeding to pin a poppy securely and with the leaf pointing towards 11 o’clock on my jacket my wife walked in and told me it was wrong, it should be on the left side not the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) 58 minutes ago, Moose said: After spending 10 mins trying, and finally succeeding to pin a poppy securely and with the leaf pointing towards 11 o’clock on my jacket my wife walked in and told me it was wrong, it should be on the left side not the right. I got the enamelled pin badge. You just need to attach it, turn it 'til the date's at the bottom, and it looks nicer anyway. Edited November 8, 2019 by Futtocks "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 40 minutes ago, Futtocks said: I got the enamelled pin badge. You just need to attach it, turn it 'til the date's at the bottom, and it looks nicer anyway. Nah! It’s not a proper poppy unless you stab yourself a few times with the impossibly small pin they provide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelaide Tiger Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 The tiny ball of toothpaste that you put on your toothbrush is called a ‘nurdle’. Except in Featherstone where teeth and toothpaste are both optional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Moose said: Nah! It’s not a proper poppy unless you stab yourself a few times with the impossibly small pin they provide I’ve got a metal poppy and I did indeed stab my finger with it the other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, DavidM said: I’ve got a metal poppy and I did indeed stab my finger with it the other day 17 hours ago, Moose said: Nah! It’s not a proper poppy unless you stab yourself a few times with the impossibly small pin they provide I know of an injury lawyer that will sue the British Legion for you both. Edited November 9, 2019 by Bearman Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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