Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[hindle xiii]

I can't sleep.

[Dave T]

I've worked out that since moving to Edinburgh 8 weeks ago, I have had a drink (or two) in 42 different pubs/bars. Will look to make it 50 by the weekend.

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[getemonsidereferee]

At 4 oclock today it will be 5 years and 14 days since I stopped smoking .

[Kenilworth Tiger]

timtum is going to be a butcher

[ckn]

Why bike seats generally aren't skin coloured:

[getemonsidereferee]

Are you sure its not one of those ladyboys?

[timtum]

timtum is going to be a butcher

Its my mid life crisis and I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

[BD92]

There are more chickens in the world than people, but they don't drive.

[BD92]

Just booked a weekend to go see my friend in Ireland on the 12th feb.....cant wait

you'll have to wait till the 12th at least

[saintsbird]

you'll have to wait till the 12th at least

Who let this stranger back in here

Good to see you George & yes but it wont stop me hoping the next few weeks fly by

[timtum]

There are more chickens in the world than people, but they don't drive.

Wahey! The big fella is back!

Ca va? Areet cock?

[timtum]

My fire has gone out.

I think there may be something wrong with my wood.

Yes, yes, I know....

[getemonsidereferee]

We're getting our new dustbin delivered tomorrow.......I'm so excited that I can hardly control myself .

[Tiny Tim]

We're getting our new dustbin delivered tomorrow.......I'm so excited that I can hardly control myself .

still waiting for our new recycling one

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[ckn]

I've been told I'm meeting my wife at lunchtime at B&Q where we'll finally decide what paint we're buying for the house.

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[ckn]

I take it the "we'll" decide is lady talk for "I'm choosing"

I get a veto. Unfortunately, it's only a veto against things I truly despise, not against things I think look fairly rubbish

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[Griff9of13]

I tend to find it's best to go along with it, I once got a bit over ambitious in the "opinion / arguing the point" stakes and ended up having my sunday dinner served WITHOUT yorkshires

Now there's a woman who knows where to hit where it hurts.

[stimpo-and-kat]

I take it the "we'll" decide is lady talk for "I'm choosing"

and your paying

[saintsbird]

I am sat on the sofa

[ckn]

Not only are there colours of paint I've never heard of out there, there are multiple different shades of those colours I've never heard of. For example, "Tuscan Glade" comes in 5 different shades whereas to me it's dull-greeny-gray.

Women really need to learn that for men there are only a few colours. Colours should be preferably be primary plus black, white, gray, yellow and brown. And maybe pink and orange on good days. But that's it.

[sam]

Not only are there colours of paint I've never heard of out there, there are multiple different shades of those colours I've never heard of. For example, "Tuscan Glade" comes in 5 different shades whereas to me it's dull-greeny-gray.

Women really need to learn that for men there are only a few colours. Colours should be preferably be primary plus black, white, gray, yellow and brown. And maybe pink and orange on good days. But that's it.

you bought ready mixed and not the 'oh, we'll make it here for you now' tripe...?