Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[High Peak Rhino 57]

Maybe it was the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Who - you, hindle, Mick and Amber Avenger

[ckn 14,038]

Maybe it was the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

In this era of financial austerity coupled with obesity and a far higher understanding of basic healthcare needs in the western world, Famine and Pestilence have been let go and are currently seeking employment in a number of African dictatorships.

[hindle xiii 844]

Who - you, hindle, Mick and Amber Avenger

Some poor sods are gonna feel really left out.

[saintsbird 1]

Have had a nervous 24hrs, took my cat to vets for usual vaccinations & check up. she has lost some weight which I knew but they were concerned. Did some bloods & was told today she has kidney failure (early stages). Put her on tablets & will see how goes.

I know its daft but she is my family & was devastated last night at the "what ifs"

[JohnM 6,727]

That is neither uninteresting nor trivial, I'm afraid. Hope she is OK.

THIS is trivial and uninteresting:I had a haircut at lunchtime today.

[Tiny Tim 627]

Have had a nervous 24hrs, took my cat to vets for usual vaccinations & check up. she has lost some weight which I knew but they were concerned. Did some bloods & was told today she has kidney failure (early stages). Put her on tablets & will see how goes.

I know its daft but she is my family & was devastated last night at the "what ifs"

I don't think they have kitty dialysis machines.

[Pen-Y-Bont Crusader 679]

I'm considering allowing my dogs to be used as positive behaviour pawns by naughty kids in my school.

[amm 292]

purry pooh (gentle beauty with never would hurt a fly look) has captured a mouse or similar, brought it back for pooh baby(leader of the pooh clan) but left it behind the football against the wall on the patio....one word...devious

[hindle xiii 844]

purry pooh (gentle beauty with never would hurt a fly look) has captured a mouse or similar, brought it back for pooh baby(leader of the pooh clan) but left it behind the football against the wall on the patio....one word...devious

"Devious" isn't the first word I'd think of...

[timtum 181]

I've made, packaged and sold 200 lbs of sausages in the past couple of days.

It was minus ten degrees when I set off for market this morning at half past five.

The prettiest boulangere in France works in St Jean Pla de Corts (and she winked at me this morning although I might have dreamt this).

My mid life crisis is currently going quite well.

[voteronniegibbs 0]

I had a big plate of snorkers for tea

[Shadow 5,752]

My mid life crisis is currently going quite well.

I've put mine away for the winter

[Haloman 0]

It's another cold crisp sunny day here in the Hundu Kush and nobody has tried to kill me in ages. I like not being killed at !

[Haloman 0]

One of my colleagues in a nearby camp has just has his site completely destroyed by a rocket attack. I hope he's OK.

Edited December 1, 2010 by Haloman

[Tiny Tim 627]

Because of the white stuff I find myself forced to work from home.....I am being extra careful not to spill beer on my computer :-)

[Shadow 5,752]

One of my colleagues in a nearby camp has just has his site completely destroyed by a rocket attack. I hope he's OK.

Strictly speaking that's neither trivial nor uninteresting.

Hope he's well.

[Aristotle 0]

There aren't any palm trees gently swaying in Halifax tonight.

[Bob8 6,276]

It's another cold crisp sunny day here in the Hundu Kush and nobody has tried to kill me in ages. I like not being killed at !

One of my colleagues in a nearby camp has just has his site completely destroyed by a rocket attack. I hope he's OK.

Indeed, there might be a need for a serious stuff thread.

All the best.

[saintsbird 1]

Making christmas cake tomorrow, a bit late but just means will have to step up the "feeding" regime

[voteronniegibbs 0]

Because of the white stuff I find myself forced to work from home.....I am being extra careful not to spill beer on my computer :-)

a beer computer should solve that risk

[Tiny Tim 627]

a beer computer should solve that risk

I will ask IT to order one for me.

[Severus 280]

Just heard from IT that my new machine at work is going to be a 'crappy little laptop' instead of the Mac Pro I was promised. We have a five year rolling plan for machines

[ckn 14,038]

Just heard from IT that my new machine at work is going to be a 'crappy little laptop' instead of the Mac Pro I was promised. We have a five year rolling plan for machines

Even if you "accidentally" leave it on the train, drop it down the stairs or smash it with the hammer you accidentally had in your hand when you sneezed repeatedly?

[Severus 280]

Even if you "accidentally" leave it on the train, drop it down the stairs or smash it with the hammer you accidentally had in your hand when you sneezed repeatedly?

It also comes with a kensington for which I will not be given a key. The head of department is on the case. He bloody ought to, I was due it in May but agreed to delay it so they could get to teaching labs sorted, then some eejit higher up decided to implement this policy last week.

[Tiny Tim 627]

Even if you "accidentally" leave it on the train, drop it down the stairs or smash it with the hammer you accidentally had in your hand when you sneezed repeatedly?

A colleague of mine reversed his car over his crappy work Dell laptop....by 'accident'. They gave him another Dell of equally low spec.