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The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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17 minutes ago, gingerjon said:

The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

I never thought of you as malignant, GJ...

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"Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill)

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3 hours ago, gingerjon said:

The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

Pleased to hear it.:clapping:

 

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Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society

Founder (and, so far, only) member.

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"Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill)

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It's suddenly become very dark outside, heavy thunderstorm dark.


"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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1 hour ago, ckn said:

It's suddenly become very dark outside, heavy thunderstorm dark.

A traditional Rugby League fan must be walking past your house...


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Just now, Futtocks said:

A traditional Rugby League fan must be walking past your house...

I'm sure I heard "IT SHOULD BE THE START OF THE SEASON, NOT NEARING THE END!"

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"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.


"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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1 hour ago, ckn said:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

its a long time since I enjoyed a partyboob,

I expected the garden furniture cover to have blown off on my arrival home from work after todays weather but its still intact


the grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but the crows are just as black

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1 minute ago, graveyard johnny said:

its a long time since I enjoyed a partyboob,

I expected the garden furniture cover to have blown off on my arrival home from work after todays weather but its still intact

I leave Visp on Friday.


"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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I'm having a day off today and playing some computer games.  I'm playing Stellaris just now and I'm playing a random human race.  One of the aliens I've encountered in the game really doesn't like Bobs:

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My cat is the dogs ballacks


'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! :clapping:

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My dad was once requested by Tony Benn to arrange The Internationale for brass band, for a concert in Durham. Being of a slightly different political persuasion to Wedgie, my dad did the job, but added (below the title) "Dedicated to the former Viscount Stansgate, in the hopes that he eventually regains his senses".

A delighted Tony Benn came backstage to congratulate the performers and sign the score. The bandleader kept his thumb firmly over the dedication throughout.


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i have been working with a bloke who looks just like desmond lynam  but sounds just like steve coogan.


the grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but the crows are just as black

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Today I will be spending my day doing the garden, putting down for the winter, and writing a bid document for someone on a subject I know nothing about.


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45 minutes ago, ckn said:

Today I will be spending my day doing the garden, putting down for the winter, and writing a bid document for someone on a subject I know nothing about.

You writing about summat you know nowt about?

Never, I don't believe it?

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3 minutes ago, Bearman said:

You writing about summat you know nowt about?

Never, I don't believe it?

If I, as an ageing 15 stone bloke who does no exercise, can pass commentary on the skill and mistakes of gymnastics involving teenage girls who weigh less than my thigh during the Olympics then I can pass commentary on anything!


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10 minutes ago, Bearman said:

You writing about summat you know nowt about?

Never, I don't believe it?

Seriously though, it's just whipping a bunch of clinicians into writing some stuff that I can translate into a legible bid document.  After all, doctors have nothing better to do with their time than write 21,000 word bids to secure their jobs, don't they?

I have about 30,000 words of unintelligible random typings that I hope I can manipulate into 39 separate questions' scoring patterns.


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Using Ctrl + Alt + Space starts the Read Aloud functionality in Microsoft Office 365.

I discovered this when I randomly hit some keys by accident while trying to stop my phone dropping from my hand.


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5 minutes ago, ckn said:

Using Ctrl + Alt + Space starts the Read Aloud functionality in Microsoft Office 365.

I discovered this when I randomly hit some keys by accident while trying to stop my phone dropping from my hand.

couldn't you have simply curled the fingers inwards thus securing said phone in the hand? just a thought

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the grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but the crows are just as black

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