graveyard johnny Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 6 hours ago, DavidM said: I saw a sparrow with one leg in my garden but he was hopping around quite happily it was prob dreaming of been a flamingo see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said: it was prob dreaming of been a flamingo Probably . I was gonna manufacture a little wooden leg out of a cocktail stick but then figured he’d just get stuck in the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 i bought a new pair of tuk brothel creepers back in april- thanks to covid i have yet to wear them see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Are all the brothels closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 27 minutes ago, Moose said: Are all the brothels closed? Just the ones that can’t maintain social distancing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Moose said: Are all the brothels closed? Probably why Amsterdams R rating is still high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 i have seriously fallen out with a mate of mine because he went up in his loft and shot a family of squirrels, i would have took the time to go up and net them for him if he had asked see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said: i have seriously fallen out with a mate of mine because he went up in his loft and shot a family of squirrels, i would have took the time to go up and net them for him if he had asked Apparently they are quite nice with Chestnuts, and a red wine sauce. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) Sports "Personality" of the Year is on BBC on Sunday, broken down by sports, Athletics has won 18 of the 65 awards, nearest is Motorsports with 8, 6 for Tennis, 5 each for Cricket, Cycling, Football, & Boxing,, then 4 for Horse related sports, 3 for Ice Skating, 2 for Golf & Swimming, and one each for Snooker, Rowing & Rugby Union Edited December 16, 2020 by Bleep1673 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: Sports "Personality" of the Year is on BBC on Sunday, broken down by sports, Athletics has won 18 of the 65 awards, nearest is Motorsports with 8, 6 for Tennis, 5 each for Cricket, Cycling, Football, & Boxing,, then 4 for Horse related sports, 3 for Ice Skating, 2 for Golf & Swimming, and one each for Snooker, Rowing & Rugby Union This is going to be a very weird year in review to watch. January and February with highlights of sport in front of packed crowds, then eerily silent from March 'til the Autumn. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Futtocks said: This is going to be a very weird year in review to watch. January and February with highlights of sport in front of packed crowds, then eerily silent from March 'til the Autumn. March to July no sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: March to July no sports I doubt they'll mention Novak Djokovic's spectacularly disastrous tennis tournament in June. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 i bought 4 pomegranates on sunday, its thursday and i havent had one yet see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 12 hours ago, graveyard johnny said: i bought 4 pomegranates on sunday, its thursday and i havent had one yet How much does a pommie granny go for these days?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 4 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: How much does a pommie granny go for these days?? About 6 miles to the pint of Ruddles Wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 13/12/2020 at 15:43, graveyard johnny said: i have seriously fallen out with a mate of mine because he went up in his loft and shot a family of squirrels, i would have took the time to go up and net them for him if he had asked Ping, ping, ping. If you hit 4 of them , Featherstone will be breaking Covid rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Facebook asks, "What's on your mind today?" If I really told them, I would be arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 on "carry on abroad" if your eagle eyed enough you may just notice the magazine Joan Sims is holding on the bed (while Sid James is trying to open the patio doors) is actually the NME see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 On BBC1 now is KSI feat. Craig David and Digital Farm Animals (wtf?) singing some utter utter shiite. On BBC2 now is Gene Kelly dancing to Singing in the Rain. Only on Christmas Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 hours ago, hindle xiii said: On BBC1 now is KSI feat. Craig David and Digital Farm Animals (wtf?) singing some utter utter shiite. On BBC2 now is Gene Kelly dancing to Singing in the Rain. Only on Christmas Day. I sat and watched TOTP today, Craig David & Paloma Faith were the only people I had heard of & recognised. I have turned into my Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 25/12/2020 at 12:48, hindle xiii said: On BBC1 now is KSI feat. Craig David and Digital Farm Animals (wtf?) singing some utter utter shiite. On BBC2 now is Gene Kelly dancing to Singing in the Rain. Only on Christmas Day. harry bazterd secombe see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 25/12/2020 at 10:59, graveyard johnny said: on "carry on abroad" if your eagle eyed enough you may just notice the magazine Joan Sims is holding on the bed (while Sid James is trying to open the patio doors) is actually the NME Carry on Follow that Camel desert scenes were actually shot on Camber Sands, and all the cast and crew took over Pontins for a week, some say that was the reason Phil Silvers never appeared in the UK afterwards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: Carry on Follow that Camel desert scenes were actually shot on Camber Sands, and all the cast and crew took over Pontins for a week, some say that was the reason Phil Silvers never appeared in the UK afterwards. Sorry, Bleep, but that's in serious danger of being an interesting trivial fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 21 hours ago, Wiltshire Warrior Dragon said: Sorry, Bleep, but that's in serious danger of being an interesting trivial fact! Interesting fact: it was meant to be a Saharan type desert, but it was a freezing cold March for filming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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