graveyard johnny Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 john kettly is a weatherman see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said: john kettly is a weatherman And so is Michael Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, Shadow said: And so is Michael Fish and so is ian mc gaskill see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 7 hours ago, graveyard johnny said: and so is ian mc gaskill And so is Wincey Willis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) So is Francis Wilson , and viewers used to knit jumpers and send them in for him to wear . Which he would , then do the weather , before we moved onto Russell Grant doing the horoscopes ( usually also in a terrible jumper ) . Luckily he didn’t tell Frank Bough his future Edited June 30, 2022 by DavidM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 On 12/06/2022 at 15:13, hindle xiii said: Steve Rider now looks like Frank Drebin. jon bon jovi now looks like barry manilow see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacardi Dave Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 (edited) On 30/06/2022 at 17:10, graveyard johnny said: jon bon jovi now looks like barry manilow BBC 4 was showing a TOTP repeat last night, and they had Barry Manilow doing a live version of Copacabana, I don't know who looked more embarrassed, him or the kids in the audience. WTF were the BBC think they were doing, putting that Old Coffin Dodger on a prime time "Pop" show, no wonder it died. Edited July 23, 2022 by Bacardi Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Futtocks Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 I've only owned a few amplifiers in my life and, every time I get a new one, I always tell myself to take it slow and easy getting everything set up - no hurry. And I always end up pouring with sweat, inserting at least one plug incorrectly and things not working properly at first (all my fault). Well, I just got a new amp today, told myself the same old thing and... yep. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 I was looking at our French doors today and wondering what was supposed to be so French about them - its just 2 doors made of pvc that open inwards like most other external doors - if any one can enlighten me any further I would like to know see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 (edited) On 29/09/2022 at 19:24, graveyard johnny said: I was looking at our French doors today and wondering what was supposed to be so French about them - its just 2 doors made of pvc that open inwards like most other external doors - if any one can enlighten me any further I would like to know If I called them patieau doors, would that help? Edited October 2, 2022 by tonyXIII 2 Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 I had my fourth Covid Jab today, having had no side effects whatsoever with the others. This one made my whole arm tingle and set my teeth on edge when on the short drive home. Got in, fell straight asleep for an hour. Best nap I've had in weeks; I feel fantastic and looking forward to tonight down town. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 An analogue watch that's also a metronome and a tuner... and looks really nice, to boot! "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBoy295 Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 There are more aeroplanes in the oceans than there are submarines in the sky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 Been catching up on the heats of Brain of Britain. Gail Trimble, possibly the best University Challenge competitor of the last twenty years. was in it. She didn't win but will probably get through as one of the highest-scoring-losers. She came second to a professional gambler. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 my nan used to smoke park drive cigarettes by the 20 pack - as a kid I was sent to the shop for them - the reward been "summat from't penny tray" see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 Today, I drove past a group of schoolkids kids about 6 or 7 years old. They were having a bike riding lesson on a nearby street and all had high-viz vests on. One young lad had a vest that must have been bought by his Mam. On the back was printed Celebrity Trainee. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Not Trivial or Uninteresting at all tome. Shadow Junior number 1 got married on Saturday I am still the happiest and proudest dad in the world. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 I realised today that some days I don't go into the bathroom after I return home from work. How odd. I realised this because when I went in the bathroom this morning and the blind hadn't been put down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands hobo Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 16 hours ago, hindle xiii said: I realised today that some days I don't go into the bathroom after I return home from work. How odd. I realised this because when I went in the bathroom this morning and the blind hadn't been put down. So you don't wash or brush your teeth at night? 🫢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 On 09/02/2023 at 18:44, hindle xiii said: I realised today that some days I don't go into the bathroom after I return home from work. How odd. I realised this because when I went in the bathroom this morning and the blind hadn't been put down. Why have a blind when the window glass should be frosted? Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Keith Fowler Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 On 10/02/2023 at 10:54, Midlands hobo said: So you don't wash or brush your teeth at night? 🫢 I'm going for false teeth in a glass of water on the bedside cabinet. I was born to run a club like this. Number 1, I do not spook easily, and those who think I do, are wasting their time, with their surprise attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 On 10/02/2023 at 10:54, Midlands hobo said: So you don't wash or brush your teeth at night? 🫢 Some days are like that, I get tired and find myself in bed early. But fair point I hadn't realised that. 8 hours ago, Wolford6 said: Why have a blind when the window glass should be frosted? Bungalow, even though it's the highest grade of frosting, the neighbour can still look in. 5 hours ago, DI Keith Fowler said: I'm going for false teeth in a glass of water on the bedside cabinet. Not yet, another 30 years to go, hopefully. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMEGA Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Here’s an interesting fact The James Webb telescope has discovered a planet that appears to be covered in odd socks, billions of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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