Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted November 27, 2019 There was a young fella from Leicester Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted November 29, 2019 Who used to be a wine tester Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted November 29, 2019 His fave was Shiraz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,418 Report post Posted November 29, 2019 With such fruity pizazz, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 He drank so much he ended up in Chester 1 Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: He drank so much he ended up in Chester That’s spooky, I was gonna put pretty much the same thing. And this isn’t the start of another limerick..... Edited November 30, 2019 by Johnoco 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 My wife always plays on the trumpet Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 To be fair, she’s a bit of a strumpet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,976 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 But her moonlight sonata Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 Was just like Sinatra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,976 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 If you don't like it you will just have to lump it. Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,418 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 I once took a girl up the ginnel, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 1,907 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 Where she asked if I played the fiddle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wile E Cayote 14 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 I played it so well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 1,907 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 The girl skipped and then fell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Treize Hombres 236 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 In love with my hey diddle diddle 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Ting 356 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 I glanced the first line of a riddle Quote Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 122 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 In a boat going down the River Piddle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 It was pithy and short Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Ting 356 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 When docked in a port... Quote Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,976 Report post Posted December 2, 2019 With a rude word right in the middle. Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 593 Report post Posted December 3, 2019 Go on then.... I once knew a "lady" from Phuket. Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,210 Report post Posted December 3, 2019 With meat and 2 veg near her pocket 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 122 Report post Posted December 3, 2019 When she bent over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 2,147 Report post Posted December 3, 2019 To pick a four-leaf clover Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
