Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[Northern Eel]

I once took a girl up the ginnel,

[Gerrumonside ref]

Where she asked if I played the fiddle

[Wile E Cayote]

I played it so well

[Gerrumonside ref]

The girl skipped and then fell

[Treize Hombres]

 In love with my hey diddle diddle

[Mister Ting]

I glanced the first line of a riddle

[Jasper]

In a boat going down the River Piddle

[Mister Ting]

When docked in a port...

[Bearman]

With a rude word right in the middle.

[Mumby Magic]

Go on then....

 

I once knew a "lady" from Phuket.

[Jasper]

When she bent over

[tonyXIII]

To pick a four-leaf clover

[Mumby Magic]

"Her ar$e looked like a plug socket.

[tonyXIII]

4 hours ago, Mumby Magic said:

"Her ar$e looked like a plug socket.

What? With three holes? Even a total ###### like bojo won't have three, will he?

[tonyXIII]

Go on! Try this.

A young Yorkshire woman called Fan-ny

 

[Mumby Magic]

26 minutes ago, tonyXIII said:

What? With three holes? Even a total ###### like bojo won't have three, will he?

Oh god knows, my "friends" tell my about these "educational" films.

[Mumby Magic]

27 minutes ago, tonyXIII said:

What? With three holes? Even a total ###### like bojo won't have three, will he?

Might be European?

[Northern Eel]

Left her son in the care of a nanny,

[Moose]

With a red moustache and beard 

[Gerrumonside ref]

And an accent that was just uncanny!

[BryanC]

About cricket, the leather on willow

[Treize Hombres]

It's a rat I can smell 

[Northern Eel]

From the foothills and plains of Nepal,

[Gerrumonside ref]

Toured a team from the Greatest Game of All

[Treize Hombres]

No need he's so fast