Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted November 27 There was a young fella from Leicester Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 533 Report post Posted November 29 Who used to be a wine tester Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted November 29 His fave was Shiraz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 953 Report post Posted November 29 With such fruity pizazz, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 533 Report post Posted November 30 He drank so much he ended up in Chester 1 Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted November 30 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: He drank so much he ended up in Chester That’s spooky, I was gonna put pretty much the same thing. And this isn’t the start of another limerick..... Edited November 30 by Johnoco 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 533 Report post Posted November 30 My wife always plays on the trumpet Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted November 30 To be fair, she’s a bit of a strumpet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,666 Report post Posted November 30 But her moonlight sonata Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted November 30 Was just like Sinatra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,666 Report post Posted December 1 If you don't like it you will just have to lump it. Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 953 Report post Posted December 1 I once took a girl up the ginnel, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 1,641 Report post Posted December 1 Where she asked if I played the fiddle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wile E Cayote 11 Report post Posted December 1 I played it so well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 1,641 Report post Posted December 2 The girl skipped and then fell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Treize Hombres 165 Report post Posted December 2 In love with my hey diddle diddle 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Ting 284 Report post Posted December 2 I glanced the first line of a riddle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 114 Report post Posted December 2 In a boat going down the River Piddle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted December 2 It was pithy and short Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Ting 284 Report post Posted December 2 When docked in a port... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearman 3,666 Report post Posted December 2 With a rude word right in the middle. Quote Ron Banks Bears and Barrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumby Magic 533 Report post Posted December 3 Go on then.... I once knew a "lady" from Phuket. Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 5,687 Report post Posted December 3 With meat and 2 veg near her pocket 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 114 Report post Posted December 3 When she bent over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyXIII 1,783 Report post Posted December 3 To pick a four-leaf clover Quote Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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