And now the news where you are.

[JohnM]

5 hours ago, Farmduck said:

Offender was going to be sentenced to a community service order but Corrections Dept can't find anyone prepared to work with him.

This case got a lot of press at the time and I can understand why nobody wants to get anywhere near him.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-27/richard-pusey-corrections-victoria-report-disturbs-judge/100098060

 

WTF!!!!!

[Shadow]

Romsey Firefighters rush to large hay bale fire

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 6, 2023 by voteronniegibbs

[The Hallucinating Goose]

Well one of the top stories on Hull Live right now is Dom Littlewood catches a bus in Hull. Exciting times for the city....... 

[JohnM]

The road suface dressing team have left the "no parking" sign on our lamppost for over a fortnight. 

[Bleep1673]

On 27/04/2021 at 10:28, Shadow said:

Romsey Firefighters rush to large hay bale fire

That explains the East Sussex Fire engines relentlesly running up and down the sea-front with seemingly nothing to do but sound off the sirens.

[Bleep1673]

21 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Well one of the top stories on Hull Live right now is Dom Littlewood catches a bus in Hull. Exciting times for the city....... 

That was on TV this morning, as part of the Dom actually does something for a living, type TV show, where he helps/restricts the worker at Dulls Bus stations mis-management.

They actually put subtitles on screen for the Stagecoach workers.

Edited April 28, 2021 by Bleep1673

[Shadow]

Salisbury Land Rover smothered in butter

[DavidM]

Ooh big news ...

Man threatened to blow up Blakewell Bites sandwich shop

[Robin Evans]

There has been numerous reports of aggravated dog thefts recently.

Now the advertiser is reporting dogs being tied to benches in local parks and abandoned. Local rescue charities are at full tilt with dogs under a year old being abandoned. Lockdown pups no longer wanted. 

Really gets on my chest.

[Bleep1673]

As Israel continues to Murder Palestine subjects, worse than the Nazis did, what are we, in the west, going to do about it. Israel are murdering people on a scale similarly to ww2

[The Hallucinating Goose]

1 hour ago, Bleep1673 said:

As Israel continues to Murder Palestine subjects, worse than the Nazis did, what are we, in the west, going to do about it. Israel are murdering people on a scale similarly to ww2

How is your trip to Israel going Bleep? 

[The Hallucinating Goose]

Latest news round here is the police have questioned a bloke because he has destroyed a badger sett near Pocklington. Knob.

Also the usual stories about traffic chaos and congestion in the city centre and a car crash down a random side street in some faceless and unimportant suburb completely crippling the city. Alright that's a bit of an exaggeration but it really does seem that whenever there is a car crash on one of the city's main streets the entire city comes to a standstill. Hull surely has to be one of the most congested cities in Britain. 

Edited May 12, 2021 by The Hallucinating Goose

[Bleep1673]

14 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

How is your trip to Israel going Bleep? 

Without sounding anti-sematic, because I'm not, I will not be going to Israel anytime soon. I am very anti-Israel, pro-Palestine

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs

[Bleep1673]

I have a moving date: May 21st. 

[JohnM]

Mablethorpe, Sutton on Sea and Skegness beaches have retained the award for water quality, facilities, beach safety, environmental education and management.

That doesn't entitle you to come here, though. Stay away!

 

[Padge]

On 28/04/2021 at 15:43, Shadow said:

Salisbury Land Rover smothered in butter

Be careful, someone may have been there to admire the cathedral and accidentally spilt some "butter".

 

Edited May 13, 2021 by Padge

[Farmduck]

Hot off the presses! Actually it hasn't even gone to press yet.

It's about half-past midnight here and I heard a huge explosion-like noise about 10 minutes ago. I went out the front but couldn't see any smoke or flames and couldn't hear any noise from fire brigades or cops. Now there's been another one. This probably supports my original theory that someone has torched a stolen car. When the tyres explode they are very loud.

[Tommygilf]

https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/humber-monster-eyes-size-portholes-5474348

Grimsby Live is evidently where the Hull Daily Mail sends its young prodigies out on loan. (Sent by a friend)

[Robin Evans]

The Rovrum advertiser reports that reason the Eastwood area of Rovrum is experiencing power cuts recently is due to the electrical systems being deployed to support the growing number of cannabis farms in that area.

[Robin Evans]

News just in.... £35k cannabis seized from a home in rawmarsh.... 400m from me.

I'm telling you, Rawmarsh stinks of ganje.....everyone is off their bits

[Futtocks]

I know it has been a bit rainy recently, but: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-57363750 

[Farmduck]

Coldest day of the year here. At my place the maximum was only 10.3°  On the Central Tablelands the kangaroos are using umbrellas to keep the snow off them.

[The Hallucinating Goose]

7 hours ago, Farmduck said:

Coldest day of the year here. At my place the maximum was only 10.3°  On the Central Tablelands the kangaroos are using umbrellas to keep the snow off them.

Its been the hottest day of the year so far here in Hull I believe. Been about 25 degrees.