The League Police .... live inside of my head 😉 , The League Police .... come to be head to head

[The Partisan]

With apologies to Cheap Trick

Old foes reignite rivalry.

https://www.qrl.com.au/news/2024/03/01/australia-v-great-britain-rivalry-resumes-in-police-test/?fbclid=IwAR3Xw0NbSUaLaj6UizKw01wIPyN_xtqX1rnTtc-b5fmWDzjSZ0Xq5NH8B44

 

Cue the police and rugby league related puns

Like when in defence on their try line does one say to another ......... " Don't stand, .. don't stand so, ..... don't stand so close to me" 

 

 

Edited March 1 by The Partisan

[Fly-By-TheWire]

Does Zak Hardaker qualify for this, based on him spending a large part of his life at police stations?

[Futtocks]

Or a variation on an old tongue-twister "The League Police dismisseth us".

Originally "Leith", for those who don't remember this one, sometimes used as a test of sobriety. 

[sam4731]

1 hour ago, Fly-By-TheWire said:

Does Zak Hardaker qualify for this, based on him spending a large part of his life at police stations?

HM XIII

[RBKnight]

I fully expect the video replay to break down during some part of this fixture, leaving some evidence inexplicably "missing"......

[dkw]

1 hour ago, Fly-By-TheWire said:

Does Zak Hardaker qualify for this, based on him spending a large part of his life at police stations?

He qualifies on Residency.....

[Stirlin]

Any red cards.......'Can't stand losing you ''

[N2022]

Or for post-game aches, the physio might apply some rub-on oils ... 'massage in a bottle'.

[N2022]

3 hours ago, Stirlin said:

Any red cards.......'Can't stand losing you ''

I think for some teams at the bottom of the league it could just be 'I can't stand losing'.

[N2022]

Sting used to play league ... for Rochdale Hornets

[Stirlin]

1 hour ago, N2022 said:

Sting used to play league ... for Rochdale Hornets

.....or York Wasps , Bramley home kit was amber and black so are contenders too.

[Damien]

Lost 50-8 against the NSW Police.

[burnleywelsh]

Aus Police 18 v 6 GB Police

https://fb.watch/qG0HmgCaES/?

[meast]

"The coach has to get the message ( in a bottle) out"