Tiny Tim Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Today I accepted the job offer I received on Friday afer they agreed to my demands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrape_goose Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I saw a pigeon fly into the side of a wagon that was travelling in the inside lane on the M1 near Jct 24. The Pigeon then fell to the floor flapping in he middle lane and was hit by a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob8 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Today I accepted the job offer I received on Friday afer they agreed to my demands. A hot meal, two mules and the use of their daughter? "You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 A hot meal, two mules and the use of their daughter? Unlimited GM lobster, exclusive access to Angelina Jolie and a corner office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpo-and-kat Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Im now the proud owner of a 42 inch 3d tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 A bolt of lightning just struck very close to my home (well under half a second from flash to bang) "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 My neighbour, a chap from the Pas de Calais, has today presented me with a copy of a 1967 recording of I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again. On the sleeve notes Tim Brooke Tayor is described as being " gurglingly fruity", while Graeme Garden is "brushed and bourgeois". Offers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I have an irritating patch of dry skin on the bridge of my nose "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I'm half way through installing Mac OSX Lion on my laptop. It's always squeaky bum time upgrading any computer's operating system. That said, it's not a Microsoft OS so it should work just fine... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I'm half way through installing Mac OSX Lion on my laptop. It's always squeaky bum time upgrading any computer's operating system. That said, it's not a Microsoft OS so it should work just fine... The upgrade went fine and finished ages ago. First impression was to swear at the reversed mouse wheel scroll direction. An idiot move by Apple that I had to mess around with the settings to fix. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haloman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I've been swearing at Joomla menus for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WearyRhino Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I've been swearing at Joomla menus for a while. You should eat somewhere else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paley Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I am trying to install software. It can take longer to install than to write. 3 weeks and counting so far Join team TRL to help cure cancer http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py...e&teamnum=43780 Team number 43780 Team summary: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com/tea....php?s=&t=43780 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 First day back at work after spending a couple of weeks cycling in the Pyrenees and walking a few stages of the Camino de Santiago. Best holiday ever. Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 First day back at work after spending a couple of weeks cycling in the Pyrenees and walking a few stages of the Camino de Santiago. Best holiday ever. Come over this end of the hills next time mate. You'd be made most welcome and we have some proper spiky mountains. I've got a chum who will rent you a donkey to do the C de S in an authentic style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I love how quiet it is when going to work at this time of morning. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Come over this end of the hills next time mate. You'd be made most welcome and we have some proper spiky mountains. I've got a chum who will rent you a donkey to do the C de S in an authentic style. Cheers. Those mountains are scary. Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l'angelo mysterioso Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Cheers. Those mountains are scary. I'm getting two tons of moonstone gravel delivered by Mone Brothers today. I fear it;s too much. WELCOME TO THE ROYSTON VASEY SUPER LEAGUE 2015 Keeping it local Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Morrisons have started selling Typhoo Leaf Tea again. First time in over a year. Got some in Lancashire Not seen it yet in Bradford though. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Morrisons have started selling Typhoo Leaf Tea again. First time in over a year. Got some in Lancashire Not seen it yet in Bradford though. The CO-OP has PG Tips pyramid bags at half price, £2.12 for a box of 160 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 The CO-OP has PG Tips pyramid bags at half price, £2.12 for a box of 160 Certainly no use to me. I only drink proper leaf tea at home, none of that teabag garbage. None of that sliced bread rubbish either. Nor that there semi-skilled milk. And especially no electric beer. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Walford Admit it, you live the other end of a 1950s worm hole don't you.... Or Yorkshire as its known round here. "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrywebbisgod Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Walford Admit it, you live the other end of a 1950s worm hole don't you.... Or Yorkshire as its known round here. Or he prefers the finer things as all true Yorkshiremen do. Thank you for your valuable contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Walford Admit it, you live the other end of a 1950s worm hole don't you.... Or Yorkshire as its known round here. How is life behind the barbed wire? Let's face it, nobody tried to tunnel into Colditz. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Or he prefers the finer things as all true Yorkshiremen do. I'm not actually a Yorkshireman, only an adoptive one. But I can tell a good cup of tea, and there's no such brand as 'Lancashire Tea' is there. In fact the only widespread things that the name of that particular county is routinely identified with are cheese and the Lancashire Boiler. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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