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Severus

Severus

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I have proper man flu and am missing my first day at work in a good few years. Been in bed since Sunday morning and still can barely move. I've been up since 4am because every time I fall asleep I cough and feel like I'm going to rip out my lungs.

I blame it on the small asian lady sitting next to me on the tube on Friday afternoon coughing and spluttering away. Yet another reason why I hate the tube.

So... I'm feeling decidedly sorry for myself and am bloody annoyed that I have wasted a bank holiday weekend being sick.

That is what is so annoying about man flu. Whilst the female of the species can catch and spread the disease they do not suffer the full symptoms.

Fides invicta triumphat


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gingerjon
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The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

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Going to be a grandad again... Anything else today is relatively meaningless????

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Last day of holiday today. Back to the office tomorrow and its going to be hell

Ditto - today.

Tomorrow I am on a 12 hour shift 0800-2000, how did I pull that one after 18 days off?

heartofGold

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That is what is so annoying about man flu. Whilst the female of the species can catch and spread the disease they do not suffer the full symptoms.

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In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away.  Be grateful always.

Haloman

Haloman

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One more week and then I start on my journey home, via Jalalabad, Bagram and Kabul. :smile:

And there's a bottle of fizzy white in Dubai International with my name on it. :wub:

terrywebbisgod

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Spent Sunday at MIRA driving insanely fast cars and managed to get my 9 year old son some laps in a GT3 race car.He was gutted they were only doing 135mph on the fastest part of the circuit.

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ckn

ckn

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That is what is so annoying about man flu. Whilst the female of the species can catch and spread the disease they do not suffer the full symptoms.

I'm now alternating between freezing and sweating like a stuck pig and can barely open this bloody laptop to type. :(

My wife says I can't be that ill if I can sit reading this site for half the afternoon... I'll remember that the next time she whines about a few trivial menstrual cramps...

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

amm

amm

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We are now + 1

My daughter Rachel has moved in with us :biggrin: ....Lee and the male cat are consoling each other

Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion

Griff9of13

Griff9of13

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I'm now alternating between freezing and sweating like a stuck pig and can barely open this bloody laptop to type. :(

My wife says I can't be that ill if I can sit reading this site for half the afternoon... I'll remember that the next time she whines about a few trivial menstrual cramps...

Is this you?

"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."

ckn

ckn

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Is this you?

It's not nice putting hidden cameras in my house :angry:

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

Haloman

Haloman

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I've managed to scrounge a suitable rubbish bin for my room (actually a very small plywood partitioned space, if I'm being strictly accurate). It's an old .50 cal ammo box with the lid missing. :smile:

Bedford Roughyed

Bedford Roughyed

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Sat in redwoods national park watching 2 black bears in the campsite.

With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!

GURNER

GURNER

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Did a job in a swingers hotel in Blackpool today. They is all uglier or older or weirder than them two off benidorm

Caught by a feckin speed camera. try these I did and it saved me a heap o money and penalty points.

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ckn

ckn

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I've just attended an incident management meeting about a major network outage that occurred this morning. Apparently I'm the first project manager in many years to attend one of these. Some of the looks I got would not have been out of place in Royston Vasey*.

* The fictional town, not the chubby comedian.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

Severus

Severus

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Weekends between now and christmas are being booked up quick. Unfortunately I haven't planned any trips down to Kingsholm to watch Glaws :(

Fides invicta triumphat

Bedford Roughyed

Bedford Roughyed

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I'm sat in mcdonalds in Moab. It's quite sunny out but I'm abusing the free wifi...

With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!

gingerjon

gingerjon

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Well how is everyone then ?

Aye, not bad.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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