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Just now, Shadow said:

Spooky.

That came up in my Linkedin feed this morning.

I blatantly plagiarised it from my own LinkedIn feed!

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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1 hour ago, Bedford Roughyed said:

 

I have never felt more patriotic!

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  • 2 weeks later...

Companies House have released this year's "best" excuses for filing company accounts late. :D

  • “goats ate my accounts”
  • “I found my wife in the bath with my accountant”
  • “pirates stole my accounts”
  • “we delivered the accounts to the betting office next door to Companies House”
  • “a volcano erupted and prevented me from filing”
  • “slugs ate my accounts”
  • “it was Valentine’s Day”
  • “my company was more successful than I thought it would be, so I was too busy to file”

 

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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44 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

Client to forensic accountant:  "What does 2 plus 2 equal?"

Forensic accountant to client:  "What do you want it to equal?"

-that about sums it up.

Client to Consultant: What does 2 + 2 equal?

Consultant to Client: Can I borrow your calculator? <short pause> Four. That will be £10,000.00 please

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3 minutes ago, Shadow said:

Client to Consultant: What does 2 + 2 equal?

Consultant to Client: Can I borrow your calculator? <short pause> Four. That will be £10,000.00 please

Thank God someone else sees it for what it is.

Well at least thats $240 000 less than the NRL got charged for changing their logo with an elementary school student using an outdated photoshop program.   

Have you read that thread?...unbelievable!

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52 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

Client to forensic accountant:  "What does 2 plus 2 equal?"

Forensic accountant to client:  "What do you want it to equal?"

-that about sums it up.

Management accountant: "well, you have 4 in the bank but we can defer 3 of them until next year by pretending you're simply holding them for a creditor and call it a loss of 1 for the books"

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"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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3 minutes ago, ckn said:

Management accountant: "well, you have 4 in the bank but we can defer 3 of them until next year by pretending you're simply holding them for a creditor and call it a loss of 1 for the books"

And they call themselves ethical...there is going to be a reckoning down the road....mark my words....there will be a reckoning.

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4 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

And they call themselves ethical...there is going to be a reckoning down the road....mark my words....there will be a reckoning.

Come the revolution... but not before union journalists.

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"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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2 hours ago, Kayakman said:

Thank God someone else sees it for what it is.

Well at least thats $240 000 less than the NRL got charged for changing their logo with an elementary school student using an outdated photoshop program.   

Have you read that thread?...unbelievable!

Don't diss Microsoft Paint©, man... :angry:

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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