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Exiled Townie

Exiled Townie

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And of course, from the Carry Ons -

Thats a strange name. Why is the cat called Cooking Fat?

Well that's what it sounds like.

Mrs. Fussey: Joan may think you're a gentleman but personally I've got sore misgivings. 
Sid Boggle: You ought to put some talcum powder on them.

"Dr please, I want to be wooed" 
"You can be a wude as you like matron."

"You've stood on my Indian dress" 
"Sari" 
"Don't mention it"

BABS: You're only after one thing 
SID: Why? What's the matter with the other one?
 

 

Jam Eater  1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive.  It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches.

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tonyXIII

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"Would you feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you £20,000 for every dot that stopped - would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man .... free of income tax."

For a jaundiced old barsteward like me, I look at the way the world is travelling and I can't help but think that we haven't progressed much in 70 years.

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Bedford Roughyed

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I have used far too many Airplane quotes in the work place.  

 

With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!

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Steve May

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13 hours ago, Shadow said:

No, I'm from Iowa, I just work in outer space

God almighty that was a dreadful movie. 

Unlike....

”Khaaaaaaaan!”

English, Irish, Brit, Yorkshire, European.  Citizen of the People's Republic of Yorkshire, the Republic of Ireland, the United Kingdom and the European Union.  Critical of all it.  Proud of all it.    

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gingerjon

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8 hours ago, Bedford Roughyed said:

God sent him.

On a f****** Suzuki?

I cannot describe how much I love this film.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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Shadow

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7 hours ago, Steve May said:

God almighty that was a dreadful movie. 

Unlike....

”Khaaaaaaaan!”

I’ve checked and in fact you’re so wrong as to be approaching delusional. It was the best of that series of films.

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Shadow

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17 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

That says a lot about the quality of that series of films! ?

There were not many highlights. Wrath of Khan and the Voyage Home were about it I think. Galaxy Quest was a far better version. ?

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gingerjon

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7 minutes ago, Shadow said:

There were not many highlights. Wrath of Khan and the Voyage Home were about it I think. Galaxy Quest was a far better version. ?

By Grabthar's hammer ... what a savings ...

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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DOGFATHER

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What we're dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law.

 

Junior:-Daddy my face is all white? 

Sherriff Buford T Justice:- Put a little lipstick on and I'll drop you off at the gay bar.

 

There is no way, No Way that you could come from my loins.

 

Daddy, I don't think I ever want to leave you and momma.

Don't you ever, ever threaten your daddy like that again.

 

Junior you are a brave little tick tu.rd!

 

Little Enos:
I'd like to kick your ass.

Buford T. Justice:
You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

 

Buford T. Justice:
Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.

 

Buford T. Justice:
That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.

Junior: That's too bad daddy.

BTJ:- What is too bad about having a 6th sense?

Junior:- That's not even a dime.

All from the Smokey and the bandit trilogy.

 

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Steve May

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2 hours ago, Shadow said:

I’ve checked and in fact you’re so wrong as to be approaching delusional. It was the best of that series of films.

Blimey.  

I think you must be suffering from a bout of Pon Farr.    You need to find some relief before you go totally kal-if-fee

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