Trojan Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 On 06/11/2020 at 18:28, johnmatrix said: Does the virtual pub have a cockle man? My virtual pub has Sam Smith's Yorkshire Stingo at the moment. Very expensive (a birthday present) but very nice “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Just wondering if the pub new year party is ticket only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted December 27, 2020 Author Share Posted December 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Shadow said: Just wondering if the pub new year party is ticket only? The pub ghost makes an appearance every New Years Eve, so everything will be tickity boo. I'll get mi coat... Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Who decorated the gents pink? Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 17 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: Who decorated the gents pink? When it dries it will be a light red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Mumby Magic said: Who decorated the gents pink? It’s undercoat. Wait until the magnolia goes on, it’ll look lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 I've got a box of North Korean indoor fireworks we can set off at midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 27/12/2020 at 07:31, Shadow said: Just wondering if the pub new year party is ticket only? Right then.... seeing as no-one came to the new years eve shenanigans and you are all obviously going to be doing "dry January " , I have relocated the contents of the cellar to my garage..... for safe keeping. Cheers ✌ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 32 minutes ago, voteronniegibbs said: Right then.... seeing as no-one came to the new years eve shenanigans and you are all obviously going to be doing "dry January " , I have relocated the contents of the cellar to my garage..... for safe keeping. Cheers ✌ Not all heroes wear capes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 It appears Mrs V wasn't too impressed with me moving my mother in laws winter dahlias out of the garage onto the drive way for a month.............. I've put the cellar supplies back. In a completely unrelated and unfortunate coincidence, it appears she's put the bolt on the front door Does anyone mind if I kip on the pool table tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted January 6, 2021 Author Share Posted January 6, 2021 On 04/01/2021 at 17:42, voteronniegibbs said: Right then.... seeing as no-one came to the new years eve shenanigans and you are all obviously going to be doing "dry January " , I have relocated the contents of the cellar to my garage..... for safe keeping. Cheers ✌ What day is dry January this year and is it all day or just until the evening? Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbruce Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Padge said: What day is dry January this year and is it all day or just until the evening? Think it’s like Ramadan it stops when the sun goes down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Padge said: What day is dry January this year and is it all day or just until the evening? 4 hours ago, bobbruce said: Think it’s like Ramadan it stops when the sun goes down. well according to the quarter master "nobody's doing any dry bloomin' dry january" until he's got through the 2 barrels of Hairy Sporran he ordered for new year, otherwise he's unplugging the pot noodle vending machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Two things before voteronniegibbs gets his hand in his pocket there some left over virtual complaints from the people nexy door so behave and be your age everyone Secondly this place comes round more than bloody Brigadoon! 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Padge dont u flush after a poo? Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: Padge dont u flush after a poo? That was me, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Is the beer garden open on Monday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbruce Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 23 hours ago, voteronniegibbs said: Is the beer garden open on Monday? It’s a virtual beer garden though so you’ll have to sit in your own back garden. None of this going back in the house if it rains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 11, 2021 Author Share Posted April 11, 2021 It's open but shut, the bits that are open will not be shut, however, the bits that are shut will be open if you need the toilets or more importantly to pay your bill. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 No one ever shifted those half used cans of tarten paint out of the toilets when we were decorating them last year. I'll go unblock the hole in the women's bogs wall as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I've fired up the hog roast, who wants onions and who wants stuffing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 12, 2021 Author Share Posted April 12, 2021 Is David Cameron popping in, if so you had better make sure the hogs head is suitably prepared for some good stuffing. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Now you can go to the pub... Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 The best part of real pubs opening is we can get away from the TRL virtual pub bore. I know this will be lost on you ' cos it's YOU. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I am hiding this here, I have just had my hair cut for the first time since September last year, and it feels great. Especially on a sunny day like today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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