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As a bit of light relief, a list of names that should be involved in the game.

Stan Doff

Justin Case -    utility sub

Lou Sarme  -    old-school hooker

Len Thotherfield-   speedy winger

Ed Downe - prop

Earl E Bath - poor discipline

Earl E Baird - Hull FC

Homer Simpson - biased ref

Any more?

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Ray Seldbow......dirty bar steward

Chris Pandelling...great passer of the ball

Ed Eyetackle....concedes a lot of penalties

Lee Keydefence....about to be subbed

Lou Sedd....old school prop 

 

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In charge: Ben Treff

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Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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The Champions at the end of the season will then be presented with an award named after two stalwarts of the game, Mrs S. Parr and Mr. L.G. Ayres. It will be called the ...

Sue Parr - Lee Gwynne Ayres Trophy.

 

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Ben De Nee - elusive winger of French origin.

Al Waysofside - 2nd rower, total penalty machine, but can't fathom out why.

Ned Erdropsome - full back, always sound under the high ball.

Wade Ininn - hooker who never misses a scuffle.

Chip Enchaze  - tricky American half back.

Joop Unnunder  - South African Full Back.

 

 

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A couple of match officials

Mustapha Leedsshirton

Stefan Itlybiased

and two players

Leighton Highhit - he gets there as soon as he can

Ben Chwarmer - squad player that never seems to cement a spot

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Mo Mentumrule - very flat passer of the ball.

Hugh Tility - came over from union, can play anywhere in the backline

Nev Erplayedit - tends to roll the ball through his legs rather than heeling it back at the PTB

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I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

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Referees sponsored by RNIB


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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Enoch Zonn - a bit of a butterfingers

Rob Zittoffen - famed for his habit of stripping the ball one-on-one

Bill Tufbiscuit - talented player who just can't stay off the treatment table

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Señor Errors - Pedantic Spanish match official 

Kit Washer - Laundryman 

Doug Deep and Claude Itback - Always leadings the late comebacks

Ed Anfeed - Scrum half 

Justin Touch - Unlucky winger

Francis Lightyears-Behind - French International,  not doing it at Super League level 

Mike Hall and Willie Givvit - Video Referees

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