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As a bit of light relief, a list of names that should be involved in the game.

Stan Doff

Justin Case -    utility sub

Lou Sarme  -    old-school hooker

Len Thotherfield-   speedy winger

Ed Downe - prop

Earl E Bath - poor discipline

Earl E Baird - Hull FC

Homer Simpson - biased ref

Any more?


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Ray Seldbow......dirty bar steward

Chris Pandelling...great passer of the ball

Ed Eyetackle....concedes a lot of penalties

Lee Keydefence....about to be subbed

Lou Sedd....old school prop 

 

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Ben De Nee - elusive winger of French origin.

Al Waysofside - 2nd rower, total penalty machine, but can't fathom out why.

Ned Erdropsome - full back, always sound under the high ball.

Wade Ininn - hooker who never misses a scuffle.

Chip Enchaze  - tricky American half back.

Joop Unnunder  - South African Full Back.

 

 

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A couple of match officials

Mustapha Leedsshirton

Stefan Itlybiased

and two players

Leighton Highhit - he gets there as soon as he can

Ben Chwarmer - squad player that never seems to cement a spot

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Mo Mentumrule - very flat passer of the ball.

Hugh Tility - came over from union, can play anywhere in the backline

Nev Erplayedit - tends to roll the ball through his legs rather than heeling it back at the PTB

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

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Enoch Zonn - a bit of a butterfingers

Rob Zittoffen - famed for his habit of stripping the ball one-on-one

Bill Tufbiscuit - talented player who just can't stay off the treatment table

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Señor Errors - Pedantic Spanish match official 

Kit Washer - Laundryman 

Doug Deep and Claude Itback - Always leadings the late comebacks

Ed Anfeed - Scrum half 

Justin Touch - Unlucky winger

Francis Lightyears-Behind - French International,  not doing it at Super League level 

Mike Hall and Willie Givvit - Video Referees

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Shaun Imred - over-zealous ref

Al Ittlegrubber - handy on the last

Blake Untfoul - dyslexic prop and cheap shot merchant 

Hans Zimoff - strong running German centre 

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