Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[ckn]

Lakeland stuff is generally pretty good, so this is a surprise.

Yep, their customer service is usually exceptional as well so I'll return the things tomorrow for a refund.

[Futtocks]

Look who's been promoted to the new role of global chief operating officer for GroupM Interaction!

[ckn]

Look who's been promoted to the new role of global chief operating officer for GroupM Interaction!

Oh dear

[Severus]

I'm moving onto the next stage of my midlife crisis and am trading in my Porsche for a diesel estate.

[amm]

My daughter camped out on The Great Wall of China last night!!

[timtum]

My daughter camped out on The Great Wall of China last night!!

 

 

Excellent!

 

And a top excuse to pour another glass of rose.

[ckn]

I made my first ever steak pie for tea tonight. Lovely stuff. Probably the best food I've made myself.

[archibald]

I made my first ever steak pie for tea tonight. Lovely stuff. Probably the best food I've made myself.

You didn't ice it did you?

[gingerjon]

I am in Shoreditch.

Christ.

[Severus]

I am in Shoreditch.

Christ.

Are you cool enough?

[gingerjon]

Are you cool enough?

Not even close.

Just asked for a pint. The bar had no pint glasses.

I got my beer in two halves.

[ckn]

The time it takes the International Space Station to travel 1000 miles is the same time as it takes to play the Proclaimers "500 miles" song in its original, unedited length from end to end.  (The song is 3m 30s long and the ISS travels 7.66 km/s)

[Wolford6]

Times columnist Sarah Vine ... Michael Gove's wife ... has left and joined the Daily Mail

[Wolford6]

Yesterday, I yanked the knob off the top of my  gearstick (no this is not a euphemism!!).

 

Good old VW; a mere £59 for a new one.

[timtum]

Today my best mate has become an Australian.

[Wolford6]

AOL.

 

I want to kill someone in their Indian Call Centre.

 

Anyone will do.

 

:angry:

[Wolford6]

Phew!!!

I'm glad this has been cleared up.

 

 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/419749/Palace-inquest-after-Prince-William-names-Kate-as-his-Princess?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-express-news-showbiz+%28Daily+Express+%3A%3A+News+%2F+Showbiz+Feed%29&utm_source=taboola

[Steve May]

I had eggs benedict for lunch at a little cafe in Lindley yesterday and it was superb.

[Steve May]

Today my ex best mate has become an Australian.

 

Corrected it for you.  This treachery must not stand...

[Futtocks]

Oh dear - whoever put together the new BBC4 World Music Season trailer forgot to look at a record player and figure out how it works.  

[archibald]

The best and quickest way to de-waterproof a waterproof jacket is to embroider it! *shakes head in disbelief*

[Griff9of13]

AOL.

 

I want to kill someone in their Indian Call Centre.

 

Anyone will do.

 

:angry:

 

Do they still exist? The technology provider that is the evolutionary equivalent of two tin cans and a piece of string.  

[ckn]

The best and quickest way to de-waterproof a waterproof jacket is to embroider it! *shakes head in disbelief*

A friend's wife put his brand new Barbour waxed jacket in the washing machine because it "smelled a bit".  It smelled a bit better after the wash but completely defeated the purpose of buying a waxed jacket.

[Futtocks]

There are 'friends' and then there are 'friends'.  

[Bleep1673]

A friend's wife put his brand new Barbour waxed jacket in the washing machine because it "smelled a bit".  It smelled a bit better after the wash but completely defeated the purpose of buying a waxed jacket.

When waxed jackets were popular in the 80's a GF had hers re-waxed, it looked like new, even though it was about 8 years old by then