EURO 2020 ('21) THREAD

[Bob8]

4 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

Is the village in Denmark or England?

Denmark.

And, pubs here did not go more upmarket in the 1990s like they did in England. It is smokey, brown and does not have anything as posh as beer on tap.

[Wiltshire Rhino]

4 hours ago, Bob8 said:

Belgium never has been a proper country.

What kind of country can exist on a diet entirely made up of beer, chips and chocolate?  

[Wiltshire Rhino]

Just now, Bob8 said:

Denmark.

And, pubs here did not go more upmarket in the 1990s like they did in England. It is smokey, brown and does not have anything as posh as beer on tap.

With you being the only England fan? 

Good luck  

[Shadow]

18 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

What kind of country can exist on a diet entirely made up of beer, chips and chocolate?  

You forgot Moules.

[gingerjon]

50 minutes ago, Bob8 said:

Denmark.

And, pubs here did not go more upmarket in the 1990s like they did in England. It is smokey, brown and does not have anything as posh as beer on tap.

But it will be £10 for a single drink.

[Shadow]

3 minutes ago, gingerjon said:

But it will be £10 for a single drink.

But the barmaid will be tall, blonde and stunning. Also much younger than us and probably married to Bob8

[Bob8]

4 minutes ago, gingerjon said:

But it will be £10 for a single drink.

Definately not.

A Google Image search of Brun Bodega/Brown Pub to give you a flavour:

https://www.google.com/search?q=brun+bodega&client=firefox-b-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9vefei9HxAhVD_aQKHbKcCVUQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1426&bih=924

 

[Bob8]

Just now, Shadow said:

But the barmaid will be tall, blonde and stunning. Also much younger than us and probably married to Bob8

I hope not. The missus coming with me and that could be awkward.

[gingerjon]

1 minute ago, Shadow said:

But the barmaid will be tall, blonde and stunning. Also much younger than us and probably married to Bob8

I believe most of Denmark now believes it is married to Bob.

[gingerjon]

2 minutes ago, Bob8 said:

Definately not.

A Google Image search of Brun Bodega/Brown Pub to give you a flavour:

https://www.google.com/search?q=brun+bodega&client=firefox-b-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9vefei9HxAhVD_aQKHbKcCVUQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1426&bih=924

 

£9.

[Shadow]

56 minutes ago, Bob8 said:

I hope not. The missus coming with me and that could be awkward.

Just tell them both Det kommer hjem

[JonM]

1 hour ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

What kind of country can exist on a diet entirely made up of beer, chips and chocolate?  

Founded in 1830. That makes it older than at least 150 other countries, including Italy, Germany and so on. Maybe there is something to be said for such a diet.

[Maximus Decimus]

4 hours ago, Bob8 said:

Denmark vs England will be the first game that I go to watch at the village pub.

You go and sock it to those bacon eating coalition government lovers. 

Sorry I've not much to go on in the way of Danish based insults. 

[wilsontown]

I think Denmark look like decent value at 4/1, so I've had a tenner on them.

Of course, that's in 90 minutes so if Denmark go through after extra time or penalties I'll be both gutted and skint.

[Wiltshire Rhino]

28 minutes ago, Maximus Decimus said:

You go and sock it to those bacon eating coalition government lovers. 

Sorry I've not much to go on in the way of Danish based insults. 

Let's just hope that after tonight all the Danes will want to do is "hygge" 

[Maximus Decimus]

1 hour ago, wilsontown said:

I think Denmark look like decent value at 4/1, so I've had a tenner on them.

Of course, that's in 90 minutes so if Denmark go through after extra time or penalties I'll be both gutted and skint.

That's why you bet on to go through. I got about 3.7 to 1. That's absurd IMO against a team we didn't score against in 180 minutes. 

[Bob8]

1 hour ago, Maximus Decimus said:

You go and sock it to those bacon eating coalition government lovers. 

Sorry I've not much to go on in the way of Danish based insults. 

I am going to use that 

[Shadow]

1 hour ago, Maximus Decimus said:

You go and sock it to those bacon eating coalition government lovers. 

Sorry I've not much to go on in the way of Danish based insults. 

If they think they've got one hand on the trophy they're going to have to Lego.

[Maximus Decimus]

3 minutes ago, Bob8 said:

I am going to use that 

I figured you'd have a few more after living there for a few years! 

[Bob8]

38 minutes ago, Maximus Decimus said:

I figured you'd have a few more after living there for a few years! 

Nothing.  
I am relying on anything more you can come up with. Please?

[graveyard johnny]

an hour and half build up to the game on itv WTF!!!!!!!!!- would have lost the will to live even before kick off had i been watching it- which i wont be

[Wiltshire Rhino]

Ok, time to head over to my brother's to enjoy a few ciders and, hopefully, an England win! 

C'mon England!  

[wilsontown]

1 hour ago, Maximus Decimus said:

That's why you bet on to go through. I got about 3.7 to 1. That's absurd IMO against a team we didn't score against in 180 minutes. 

I did look at that but was only getting 2/1 for Denmark to progress - possibly because I was doing this the old-fashioned way and visiting an actual betting shop.

As you say, the odds are completely daft for what is a pretty decent side, even if you'd normally expect England to progress.

[JohnM]

Why are the opposition advertising thermal vests? 

[Bob8]

I cheered loudly and alone in a crowded bar.