The TRL Virtual Pub

[Shadow]

2 hours ago, Futtocks said:

Who do you think barred him?

Yeah, and Shakespeare, he’s Bard

that gate? Barred.

[heartofGold]

38 minutes ago, Shadow said:

I’ve called it but all I can hear is Two become one by the Spice Girls

Oh that's HGs phone.  He must be next to me in your contacts list

[Shadow]

1 minute ago, heartofGold said:

Oh that's HGs phone.  He must be next to me in your contacts list

Hang on, 

Maybe I shouldn’t have you all by initials, Hallucinating Goose, HeartofGold, Hullgal.

 

[The Hallucinating Goose]

8 hours ago, heartofGold said:

Oh that's HGs phone.  He must be next to me in your contacts list

Nah not me, my ringtone is Barbie Girl by Aqua. 

[Padge]

Weekend's coming, anybody know what's on at the pub over the next few days?

[The Hallucinating Goose]

What shall we do with a drunken Goosey?

What shall we do with a drunken Goosey?

What shall we do with a drunken Goosey, early in the lockdown?! 

[Padge]

4 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

What shall we do with a drunken Goosey?

What shall we do with a drunken Goosey?

What shall we do with a drunken Goosey, early in the lockdown?! 

I was hoping for something more interesting than goosing a drunk.

 

[The Hallucinating Goose]

Sodding ell, you come down the pub, have a couple of drinks and a sing song and people threaten to eat you, what's the world coming to..? 

...you don't have to worry about fattening me up for Christmas though, I've taken care of that bit over the years. 

[Wiltshire Rhino]

11 hours ago, Padge said:

Weekend's coming, anybody know what's on at the pub over the next few days?

BBC are showing classic Challenge Cups.

It might be time to invest in some big screens. 

[heartofGold]

12 hours ago, Padge said:

Weekend's coming, anybody know what's on at the pub over the next few days?

Everyone outside tomorrow for a game of social distance Aunt Sally.  There'll be a cold buffet supplied by the WI.  Please state any special dietary requests.

[Padge]

48 minutes ago, heartofGold said:

Everyone outside tomorrow for a game of social distance Aunt Sally.  There'll be a cold buffet supplied by the WI.  Please state any special dietary requests.

Mosaic hops

[heartofGold]

25 minutes ago, Padge said:

Mosaic hops

I'll send the Deliveroo geezer over to Yakima Valley to get some

[GUBRATS]

2 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

BBC are showing classic Challenge Cups.

It might be time to invest in some big screens. 

Match from Odsal I see

[Padge]

55 minutes ago, heartofGold said:

I'll send the Deliveroo geezer over to Yakima Valley to get some

Just get it prepackaged.

[Bleep1673]

Being good,? Be special! Take care, stay safe, xxx

[longboard]

4 hours ago, heartofGold said:

Everyone outside tomorrow for a game of social distance Aunt Sally.  There'll be a cold buffet supplied by the WI.  Please state any special dietary requests.

Will it be a running buffet?

Will there be any  mucky fat sandwiches, growlers with mushy peas and mint sauce and any cold black pudding?

My requirements are few.

[Wiltshire Warrior Dragon]

5 hours ago, heartofGold said:

Everyone outside tomorrow for a game of social distance Aunt Sally.  There'll be a cold buffet supplied by the WI.  Please state any special dietary requests.

So is this pub in virtual Oxfordshire?

[Wiltshire Rhino]

13 minutes ago, Wiltshire Warrior Dragon said:

So is this pub in virtual Oxfordshire?

We won't be welcome then

[Bearman]

My daughter has been doing my shopping  for me. She has just phoned to ask  if I needed any alcohol. I told her no, I'm fine I am going down the virtual pub.

Good ain't I! (It's killing me)

[longboard]

36 minutes ago, Bearman said:

My daughter has been doing my shopping  for me. She has just phoned to ask  if I needed any alcohol. I told her no, I'm fine I am going down the virtual pub.

Good ain't I! (It's killing me)

Virtually free.

[Wiltshire Rhino]

54 minutes ago, Bearman said:

 

Good ain't I! 

As you're being so good, I'll get the first round in 

[Plan of Attack]

We should call this pub the hideaway  as we are staying in hiding from that v***s

[Bearman]

1 hour ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

As you're being so good, I'll get the first round in 

I'll drink to that!

[Bearman]

Is there a dress code here? I hope punters are not sitting in their kecks.

[Leeds Wire]

On 02/04/2020 at 20:50, Padge said:

Weekend's coming, anybody know what's on at the pub over the next few days?

We should ask Phil to bring his band in and play some tunes.

Anyone seen him?