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Griff9of13

Griff9of13

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You appear to have patientline working?

No, I haven't come into money or won the lottery. Just smart(ish) phone.

"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."


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gingerjon
gingerjon

The lump that Mrs Ginger has been getting very concerned about is benign.

Robin Evans
Robin Evans

Going to be a grandad again... Anything else today is relatively meaningless????

Wiltshire Warrior Dragon
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon

I am 70 today.

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Wolford6

Wolford6

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Yesterday I was taken to hospital in an ambulance and I'm still there. :(

Sorry to hear that. Hope you get better soon.

Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police

Griff9of13

Griff9of13

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Alistair Campbell on twitter is urging people to cover up copies of the Daily Wail with other newspapers. Wherever would he have got such a childish idea from? :blink:

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"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."

gingerjon

gingerjon

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Little Ginger is 6 today.

:biggrin:

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

Tiny Tim

Tiny Tim

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With less than 2 weeks to go in my current job I am not as motivated as I once was. Today I am working from home while watching re-runs of Father Ted.

I have also drunk far too much tea.

Kenilworth Tiger

Kenilworth Tiger

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I have never cheated in a photo competition :biggrin:

Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in.

I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try

Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen

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The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens.
Futtocks

Futtocks

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I need a poo pretty badly and the work toilets are right infront of some hot women so i can't go there. My usual choice is in the library over the way but it's raining!

Go to the work toilets with something solid in your pocket, like a potato. Every few seconds, drop it into the (clean) bowl, fish it out and repeat at irregular intervals for about half an hour*, groaning and gasping as you do so. Then whip the door open fast, to see how many of them are clustered round the door.

*also works if you hook a hosepipe to the one of the taps and apparently urinate non-stop for 10 minutes.

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

gingerjon

gingerjon

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I have never cheated in a photo competition :biggrin:

Good.

Cheats never prosper.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

heartofGold

heartofGold

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Kenny and Ginger turn your chairs around and face the wall until then end of the lesson! :angry:

In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away.  Be grateful always.

hindle xiii

hindle xiii

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With less than 2 weeks to go in my current job I am not as motivated as I once was. Today I am working from home while watching re-runs of Father Ted.

I have also drunk far too much tea.

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ckn

ckn

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I had to buy a car tax disc for the first time in many years last night (been leasing cars for years so didn't have to bother). The DVLA tax disc website is a model of efficiency compared to almost every other web tool issued by the government, 2 minutes after I started I had a confirmation that the whole thing was completed. No fuss around insurance or MoT as they're checked online and no standing in queues at post offices hoping you get a counter manned by someone who is young enough to know what a combustion engine is.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

ckn

ckn

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There's a new Indian guy in the office, started today, and he has a mullet that would have made Kevin Keegan proud at his most mullet-esque.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

gingerjon

gingerjon

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Biscuits on reception.

Usual place.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

ckn

ckn

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Christmas holiday booked. Log cabin in the back-end of nowhere in Scotland. Been there before and it's outstanding in winter as long as the snow doesn't get too deep otherwise we're stuck!

That said... I can think of worse places to be stuck.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

Kenilworth Tiger

Kenilworth Tiger

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I'm about to present to 15 new starters - I'll let you know how many are left at the end of the day!

Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in.

I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try

Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen

DSC04156_edited-1_thumb.jpg

The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens.
terrywebbisgod

terrywebbisgod

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Looks like I'm puppy walking again for Guide Dogs for the Blind.Wonder how my dog is going to take to having a puppy around the house again?

Thank you for your valuable contribution.

Tiny Tim

Tiny Tim

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I'm about to present to 15 new starters - I'll let you know how many are left at the end of the day!

This morning I did my job hand-over to a new starter, bless him, I don't think I was ever that keen. He'll learn and soon be a bitter old cynic like the rest of us.

So now onwards for a week and a bit of keeping my head down and doing nothing :biggrin:

gingerjon

gingerjon

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Coffee in the pot.

Real coffee. The trustees are in.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

ckn

ckn

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Coffee in the pot.

Real coffee. The trustees are in.

As long as the beers come in on time.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

gingerjon

gingerjon

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As long as the beers come in on time.

Trustees will be gone by then.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

Bob8

Bob8

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I have introduced several Americans to dark chocolate hobnobs and they are all very impressed. Perhaps, there is hope for them yet. None of them has yet expressed an interest in cricket though, so perhaps not.

"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

gingerjon

gingerjon

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I have introduced several Americans to dark chocolate hobnobs and they are all very impressed. Perhaps, there is hope for them yet. None of them has yet expressed an interest in cricket though, so perhaps not.

One step at a time.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

hindle xiii

hindle xiii

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I have introduced several Americans to dark chocolate hobnobs and they are all very impressed. Perhaps, there is hope for them yet. None of them has yet expressed an interest in cricket though, so perhaps not.

I see what you did there.

Give them something good before something bad.

ckn

ckn

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I had some beers last night with a certain ginger fellow who hangs around these forums.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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