Griff9of13 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 You appear to have patientline working? No, I haven't come into money or won the lottery. Just smart(ish) phone. "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Yesterday I was taken to hospital in an ambulance and I'm still there. Sorry to hear that. Hope you get better soon. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattSantos Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Man Flu is still here and i've also lost my voice. Bed with a cup of bovril, some ice cream, the Rhineman Exchange for reading and 5 live at about 7pm tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) Alistair Campbell on twitter is urging people to cover up copies of the Daily Wail with other newspapers. Wherever would he have got such a childish idea from? Edited October 12, 2011 by Griff9of13 "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Little Ginger is 6 today. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 With less than 2 weeks to go in my current job I am not as motivated as I once was. Today I am working from home while watching re-runs of Father Ted. I have also drunk far too much tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenilworth Tiger Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I have never cheated in a photo competition Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) I need a poo pretty badly and the work toilets are right infront of some hot women so i can't go there. My usual choice is in the library over the way but it's raining! Go to the work toilets with something solid in your pocket, like a potato. Every few seconds, drop it into the (clean) bowl, fish it out and repeat at irregular intervals for about half an hour*, groaning and gasping as you do so. Then whip the door open fast, to see how many of them are clustered round the door. *also works if you hook a hosepipe to the one of the taps and apparently urinate non-stop for 10 minutes. Edited October 12, 2011 by Futtocks "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I have never cheated in a photo competition Good. Cheats never prosper. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Kenny and Ginger turn your chairs around and face the wall until then end of the lesson! In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 With less than 2 weeks to go in my current job I am not as motivated as I once was. Today I am working from home while watching re-runs of Father Ted. I have also drunk far too much tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I had to buy a car tax disc for the first time in many years last night (been leasing cars for years so didn't have to bother). The DVLA tax disc website is a model of efficiency compared to almost every other web tool issued by the government, 2 minutes after I started I had a confirmation that the whole thing was completed. No fuss around insurance or MoT as they're checked online and no standing in queues at post offices hoping you get a counter manned by someone who is young enough to know what a combustion engine is. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 There's a new Indian guy in the office, started today, and he has a mullet that would have made Kevin Keegan proud at his most mullet-esque. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Biscuits on reception. Usual place. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Christmas holiday booked. Log cabin in the back-end of nowhere in Scotland. Been there before and it's outstanding in winter as long as the snow doesn't get too deep otherwise we're stuck! That said... I can think of worse places to be stuck. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenilworth Tiger Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I'm about to present to 15 new starters - I'll let you know how many are left at the end of the day! Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrywebbisgod Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Looks like I'm puppy walking again for Guide Dogs for the Blind.Wonder how my dog is going to take to having a puppy around the house again? Thank you for your valuable contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I'm about to present to 15 new starters - I'll let you know how many are left at the end of the day! This morning I did my job hand-over to a new starter, bless him, I don't think I was ever that keen. He'll learn and soon be a bitter old cynic like the rest of us. So now onwards for a week and a bit of keeping my head down and doing nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Coffee in the pot. Real coffee. The trustees are in. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Coffee in the pot. Real coffee. The trustees are in. As long as the beers come in on time. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 As long as the beers come in on time. Trustees will be gone by then. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob8 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I have introduced several Americans to dark chocolate hobnobs and they are all very impressed. Perhaps, there is hope for them yet. None of them has yet expressed an interest in cricket though, so perhaps not. "You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I have introduced several Americans to dark chocolate hobnobs and they are all very impressed. Perhaps, there is hope for them yet. None of them has yet expressed an interest in cricket though, so perhaps not. One step at a time. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I have introduced several Americans to dark chocolate hobnobs and they are all very impressed. Perhaps, there is hope for them yet. None of them has yet expressed an interest in cricket though, so perhaps not. I see what you did there. Give them something good before something bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I had some beers last night with a certain ginger fellow who hangs around these forums. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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