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Ok first of all I find it very interesting and not at all trivial, but here goes...

Just thought you might like to know that Lee asked me to marry him on my 50th birthday on Thursday :D We waited until we had all the kids together yesterday to announce it

Congratulations to both of you.

This calls for a TRL pre-wedding party. I'm sure James V will be happy to return to the George with his kilt :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:


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This calls for a TRL pre-wedding party.

We can probably book a space at the Volunteer.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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Ok first of all I find it very interesting and not at all trivial, but here goes...

Just thought you might like to know that Lee asked me to marry him on my 50th birthday on Thursday :D We waited until we had all the kids together yesterday to announce it

congrats to both of you, how drunk did you have to get the poor lad? :laugh:

Caught by a feckin speed camera. try these I did and it saved me a heap o money and penalty points.

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I just received my first Merry Christmas email from a supplier.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second

The state of Florida is bigger than England!

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!

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Witchcraft is the only word in the English Language with 5 consecutive consonants

Is Y a vowel?

Gypsy?

Or is this a trap? :$

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Is "PROPERTY" the longest word that can be spelled on one row of a standard English qwerty board?

Propriety?

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Witchcraft is the only word in the English Language with 5 consecutive consonants

Witchcraft is the only word in the English Language with 5 consecutive consonants without resorting to "Y" :tongue:

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If you have some new brickwork or pointing done and it looks too glaring against the weathered surrounding masonry, you can paint the new bit with a mixture of yoghurt and pva adhesive. Mould will start growing on it pretty quickly.

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Ok first of all I find it very interesting and not at all trivial, but here goes...

Just thought you might like to know that Lee asked me to marry him on my 50th birthday on Thursday :D We waited until we had all the kids together yesterday to announce it

In time honoured fashion, altogether now "You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing..." :tongue:

Congratulations!!

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English my dear, not some foriegn heathen tongue only spoken on 1 regional TV channel

That's no way to talk about the gaelic scots.

:biggrin:

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Ok first of all I find it very interesting and not at all trivial, but here goes...

Just thought you might like to know that Lee asked me to marry him on my 50th birthday on Thursday :D We waited until we had all the kids together yesterday to announce it

Congratulations!

As you happen to mention it, I am also engaged, to a nice American girl :)

"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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Congratulations!

As you happen to mention it, I am also engaged, to a nice American girl :)

Congrats to you two too x

Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion

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a nice American girl

I hope she's a member of Bisexual Americans for the Oxford Cavaliers.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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I'm off to see Bill Bailey tonight.

"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."

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