Wiltshire Rhino Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 The divorce rate of my socks is unbelievable... where the #### do they go??? I feel your pain! 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnoco Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Doing a load of night shifts then trying to revert to a normal day...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark S Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 They are limited to 25 mph when you are behind them, and limited to 70 mph when they are behind you. Very much like Taxis, one speed when they have a customer and another when they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 The divorce rate of my socks is unbelievable... where the #### do they go??? Have you got a dog? The concept of wearing a matching pair of socks has become completely alien to me since I got my mutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 The divorce rate of my socks is unbelievable... where the #### do they go??? Wear bigger socks. Proper socks in a chunky knit are much more difficult to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 You say that.... one of my big woollen walking socks did one last winter.... Showed up again last week!!!! Errant socks are a pain the ar se "I love our club, absolutely love it". (Overton, M 2007) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Errant socks are a pain the ar se Could that be where they're hiding? 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Whilst im first to accept there is ample room.... its like my socks disappear and turn off the transponder "I love our club, absolutely love it". (Overton, M 2007) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so Edited December 8, 2016 by Phil "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so The plectra will be with your missing socks and tupperware container lids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 We had a cheese grater that disappeared then returned nearly 2 years later. Would love to know where that went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 We had a cheese grater that disappeared then returned nearly 2 years later. Would love to know where that went. Grater Manchester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 We had a cheese grater that disappeared then returned nearly 2 years later. Would love to know where that went. It probably left in search of honest grating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so £300,000? Really! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate! Hat and coat at the ready. Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 £300,000? Really! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate! Hat and coat at the ready. Ba da doosh!!! "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I asked my wife and she swears she has'nt tidied them all up. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob8 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned. I remember when I had a girlfriend who was skeptical. Then she did my laundry and sure enough socks disappeared. "You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned.weirdo "I love our club, absolutely love it". (Overton, M 2007) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I remember when I had a girlfriend who was skeptical. I thought she was Danish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Facebook in general but especially the following things: 1) Those made up lists of things like '10 names of people who are too stingy.' 2) Things that are basically chain letters. Grown people sharing posts or PMs that say if you don't pass this on to another 10 people you'll be cursed. You're 30 years old and still doing chain letters? Grow up. 3) People who post long apparently heartfelt messages with 'reply yes to show you care' at the end, making it painfully obvious that all they care about is getting a lot of replies. God I hate facebook. A Widnesian in Ireland blog What is the best system for Super League? An honest appraisal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getdownmonkeyman Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 People driving at 80+mph in 20 yard fog deserve jail time. People putting their foglights on in 300 yards visibility need a pineapple suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 People putting their foglights on in 300 yards visibility need a pineapple suppository. Same with people who think that front foglights are actually useful at anything over 5-10mph on isolated and dangerous roads where you need to see road boundaries clearly. Anyone who has front foglights on during normal conditions really needs a punt to the private parts. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Reatham Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Work colleagues who just don't STFU. I'm trapped sitting in front of a computer and can't escape the constant ###### that comes out of their mouths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Work colleagues who just don't STFU. I'm trapped sitting in front of a computer and can't escape the constant ###### that comes out of their mouths. I just stick these in and listen to some music. "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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