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The divorce rate of my socks is unbelievable... where the #### do they go???

 

Have you got a dog?  The concept of wearing a matching pair of socks has become completely alien to me since I got my mutt.

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Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so

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"Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin

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Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so

£300,000? Really! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!

Hat and coat at the ready.

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£300,000? Really! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!

Hat and coat at the ready.

Ba da doosh!!!

"Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin

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Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned.

"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned.

I remember when I had a girlfriend who was skeptical.  Then she did my laundry and sure enough socks disappeared.

"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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Facebook in general but especially the following things:

 

1) Those made up lists of things like '10 names of people who are too stingy.'

 

2) Things that are basically chain letters. Grown people sharing posts or PMs that say if you don't pass this on to another 10 people you'll be cursed. You're 30 years old and still doing chain letters? Grow up.

 

3) People who post long apparently heartfelt messages with 'reply yes to show you care' at the end, making it painfully obvious that all they care about is getting a lot of replies.

 

God I hate facebook. 

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People putting their foglights on in 300 yards visibility need a pineapple suppository.

Same with people who think that front foglights are actually useful at anything over 5-10mph on isolated and dangerous roads where you need to see road boundaries clearly.  Anyone who has front foglights on during normal conditions really needs a punt to the private parts.

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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Work colleagues who just don't STFU. I'm trapped sitting in front of a computer and can't escape the constant ###### that comes out of their mouths.

 

I just stick these in and listen to some music.

 

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