Rant thread

[Robin Evans]

Whilst im first to accept there is ample room.... its like my socks disappear and turn off the transponder

[Phil]

Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so

Edited December 8, 2016 by Phil

[longboard]

Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so

 

The plectra will be with your missing socks and tupperware container lids.

[Tiny Tim]

We had a cheese grater that disappeared then returned nearly 2 years later. Would love to know where that went.

[longboard]

We had a cheese grater that disappeared then returned nearly 2 years later. Would love to know where that went.

 

Grater Manchester?

[C H Calthrop]

We had a cheese grater that disappeared then returned nearly 2 years later. Would love to know where that went.

It probably left in search of honest grating.

[tonyXIII]

Plectrums (plectra?) where do they go? I reckon I've spent £300,000 on them over the last 15 years or so

£300,000? Really! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!

Hat and coat at the ready.

[Phil]

£300,000? Really! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!

Hat and coat at the ready.

Ba da doosh!!!

[Bearman]

I asked my wife and she swears she has'nt tidied them all up.

[Futtocks]

Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned.

[Bob8]

Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned.

I remember when I had a girlfriend who was skeptical.  Then she did my laundry and sure enough socks disappeared.

[Robin Evans]

Never understood the vanishing sock thing. Mine stay in their original pairs 'til they're worn through and are binned.

weirdo

[Tiny Tim]

I remember when I had a girlfriend who was skeptical.  

I thought she was Danish?

[Maximus Decimus]

Facebook in general but especially the following things:

 

1) Those made up lists of things like '10 names of people who are too stingy.'

 

2) Things that are basically chain letters. Grown people sharing posts or PMs that say if you don't pass this on to another 10 people you'll be cursed. You're 30 years old and still doing chain letters? Grow up.

 

3) People who post long apparently heartfelt messages with 'reply yes to show you care' at the end, making it painfully obvious that all they care about is getting a lot of replies.

 

God I hate facebook. 

[getdownmonkeyman]

People driving at 80+mph in 20 yard fog deserve jail time.

 

People putting their foglights on in 300 yards visibility need a pineapple suppository.

[ckn]

People putting their foglights on in 300 yards visibility need a pineapple suppository.

Same with people who think that front foglights are actually useful at anything over 5-10mph on isolated and dangerous roads where you need to see road boundaries clearly.  Anyone who has front foglights on during normal conditions really needs a punt to the private parts.

[St Reatham]

Work colleagues who just don't STFU. I'm trapped sitting in front of a computer and can't escape the constant ###### that comes out of their mouths.

[Griff9of13]

Work colleagues who just don't STFU. I'm trapped sitting in front of a computer and can't escape the constant ###### that comes out of their mouths.

 

I just stick these in and listen to some music.

 

[St Reatham]

I just stick these in and listen to some music.

I do at lunchtime, but unfortunately, I don't think it would go down too well at other times.

[hindle xiii]

The sudden desperate dancing urge for a wee as soon as I walk through the door. I was fine on the other side 2 seconds ago.

[C H Calthrop]

Same with people who think that front foglights are actually useful at anything over 5-10mph on isolated and dangerous roads where you need to see road boundaries clearly.  Anyone who has front foglights on during normal conditions really needs a punt to the private parts.

No such thing as front fog lights.

[gazza77]

The increasingly regular 30 min que to get out of the car park at work.

[Bob8]

The increasingly regular 30 min que to get out of the car park at work.

Indeed.  I actually park my car immediately in front to the exit gate so I can just go to my car and go.  I have to, as I hear others can be stuck for hours.

[gazza77]

Indeed. I actually park my car immediately in front to the exit gate so I can just go to my car and go. I have to, as I hear others can be stuck for hours.

I'm sorely tempted to hand my permit back and park for free on the roadside a 10 or 15 min walk away. Cheaper, quicker and exercise!

[Bleep1673]

The 20 minute wait before I can get harassed by the officer so I can sign on and then walk home 45 mins, and not even get JSA while listening to you 1qrs whining about the fact you have jobs, and b, that you have cars to drive home in. BS41t