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Walking past a restaurant and in the window it said, “Order anything you want and if we don't have it we'll pay you £500.” Went in and ordered Giraffes kneecaps on toast. A short while later the wait

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May be an image of drink and text that says "I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters. He didn't like it had it. Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn't like it, I had it. It was the same with Guinness and Cider. By the time we got down to the whisky I could hardly push the pram..."

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
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Absolutely disgusting behaviour I witnessed on the sea front earlier. I saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own, and took his baton to the man. But the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper and his wife!

Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!

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Scientists have discovered that beer has  female hormones in it.

That explains why after 8 pints I talk siht and can’t drive

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1 hour ago, Bearman said:

Scientists have discovered that beer has  female hormones in it.

That explains why after 8 pints I talk siht and can’t drive

It takes 8 pints for you to talk siht? I've been reading posts on here for about 20 years and I reckon most of us can talk siht when stone cold sober. 🤪

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1 hour ago, tonyXIII said:

It takes 8 pints for you to talk siht? I've been reading posts on here for about 20 years and I reckon most of us can talk siht when stone cold sober. 🤪

You know me so well

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