JohnM Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 1 5 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Some years ago, I’d arranged a meeting with my UK boss at his office in Portsmouth. Unfortunately, I was late and by the time I got there, the office was closed. I decide to call at his house in Winchester and hold the meeting there. Unfortunately, the taxi driver got us lost and it was quite late when we got there. What I thought was his house, but not sure, was in darkness. I knocked on the front door and eventually, a window opened and a woman popped her head out. I shouted up to her, “Does (name withheld) live here?” . . . . . “Yes,” she said, “Just leave him on the doorstep to sober up as usual." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Exiled Townie said: wheres the queue? see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 hour ago, graveyard johnny said: wheres the queue? It's behind you! (panto season?) Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 1 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedfordshire Bronco Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Viz letter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 1 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Just heard on the radio that thieves broke into the office world store last night and stole a load of files, folders, poly pockets and dividers Police believe it's the work of organised criminals 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands hobo Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 What did the hillbilly have for Christmas lunch. Mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Played frisbee with my dog today. It wasn't a success. I need a flatter dog. 2 Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 08/01/2023 at 18:27, JohnM said: Just heard on the radio that thieves broke into the office world store last night and stole a load of files, folders, poly pockets and dividers Police believe it's the work of organised criminals This reminds me of a Milton Jones one-liner: "Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia. I was involved in very organised crime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands hobo Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Theives have robbed the Aston villa trophy room, police are asking for return of the carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 14, 2023 Author Share Posted January 14, 2023 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 If there's one place I can't stand, it's an ice rink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 The police have just arrested Satan and charged him with possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The barman asks, "Olive or twist?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 My Secret Santa gift was a pair of mittens. I’ve got an idea who bought them for me but I’m not going to point any fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryash01 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 not heard a lot of great things about switzerland but their flag is a big plus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Duffy Duck calls the hotel desk and asks for a condom. The receptionist asks "Shall we put it on your bill?" Daffy replies "Don't be thucking thupid, I'll thuffocate..." Quack Quack!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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