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A Russian soldier ran up to a nun walking down a sidewalk in Petrograd. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two politsya ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the politsya ran off the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls, too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Sadly, the man who invented predictive text died today.

His funfair is a weed next monkey.

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                                                                  :kolobok_sad:   Hull FC....The Sons of God....  :kolobok_sad:
                                                                     (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday)
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May be an image of text that says "Welsh Door Bell እል Prestatyn"

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Another triumph for auto-generated closed captions:

There's a lot of mud here because it's been raining in Norwegian.

(it's been raining in our region.)

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May be an image of x-ray, bone and text that says "There is no god. I agree. Blasfemurs"

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3 hours ago, Number 16 said:

I'm proud to announce that I have just finished my seventh Marathon in only seven days...

 

Or Snickers as they're now named. 

 

Are you going for 8? Or even 16?

Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society

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14 hours ago, Shadow said:

I tried making a joke on Zoom the other day

fell flat 

turns out I’m not remotely funny

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  😃

Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

 

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5 hours ago, graveyard johnny said:

the inventor of the double entendre passed away last week - his wife has been taking it really hard 

A man walked into a pub and asked for a beer and a double entendre,  so the barmaid gave him one.

(The old ones are still the best!)

 

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

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