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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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bought a car today made entirely out of washing machine parts - gonna take it out for a spin later on 

see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile 

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It is a lesser known fact that Stevie Nicks once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner.

It’s not that she didn’t fancy him, more that she didn’t want to spend the rest of her life known as Stevie Shatner Nicks.

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial.  It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.?

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?  This level of sensitivity just can't be taught !!!!

Ron Banks

Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow

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my wife sends me a text every morning  saying "wish you were here" as she walks to work through the local cemetery 

see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile 

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20 hours ago, graveyard johnny said:

my wife sends me a text every morning  saying "wish you were here" as she walks to work through the local cemetery 

With your monicker, I thought you already were "here". 😉

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Never trust an atom

They make everything up.

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Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007

Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king"

 

This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits.

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this weekends devon and cornwall music festival has been cancelled due to disagreements about whether to put the jam or cream on first 

see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile 

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