Bleep1673 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 We may well be arguing about how to make a cup of tea, whether to put the sugar in before the milk, or how long to leave the tea-bag (if you use one) in for, no one really gives a stuff over whether a teacake has currents in, or marshmallow, as long as you can go down to your small minded bakery, in your small minded village and get what your small minds require 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 It's probably best for everyone if I have a salad tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonfan Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I have an appointment at hospital tomorrow morning about my frozen left shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Just won a fiver in a packet of walkers crisps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 My van passed its MOT Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 5/12/2017 at 1:42 PM, Wolford6 said: My van passed its MOT Mine has failed it. My wife has today mostly been eating cherries from Eloi Pelissier's grandad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Shoe advert on telly. I'd bloody well hope you'd get the second shoe free... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Do non-VIPs just get one shoe? "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, ckn said: Do non-VIPs just get one shoe? One clog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 My car has done over 44000 miles on the same set of tyres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 It's persisting down here. I thought we'd seen the last of winter, but it returned yesterday with a vengeance. Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 6 hours ago, tonyXIII said: It's persisting down here. I thought we'd seen the last of winter, but it returned yesterday with a vengeance. You still on Crete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I've just seen a Bentley hatchback. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: You still on Crete? Sure am, mate. Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 35 minutes ago, Wolford6 said: I've just seen a Bentley hatchback. Bentley hatchback!!! That is just SO wrong! Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, tonyXIII said: Sure am, mate. Can I get a job with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 9 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: Can I get a job with you? Be careful what you wish for. The grass is not greener on this side of the fence. Life is better, but pay is worse - much worse. I couldn't afford to live here if I didn't own my house (so no rent) and I couldn't afford to move back to the UK (due to rent prices) unless I went back to work. Wild horses wouldn't drag me back into a UK school, so I am kind of stuck here. Good job I like it. I know you have had some issues recently and I really hope things take a turn for the better for you, but I don't think moving to Greece is the answer. Good luck with everything. 1 Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 In honour of another rainy day in glorious England, I introduce you to one of the hundreds of Scottish words for rain: Today's mist-like rain that soaks through everything is smirr. Quite probably one of the worst types. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Ting Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I've had more fish and chips within the past month than the previous year. Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 The kids in The Goonies were searching for One Eyed Willie's treasure... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just had to turn the central heating back on after about 10 days without it. It's not freezing, but it is cold here in Crete. IN LATE MAY! I blame Trump. Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I'm having my first alcoholic drink in three weeks tonight. A lovely Lagavulin 16yo I got as a gift from my wife's uncle. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonM Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 A cockchafer flew into our kitchen last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 You know how dreams can be absurdly strange, well... last night I dreamt I was leading an assault squad against a Chinese (or it may have been North Korean) military target. Boris Johnson was my heavy gunner and he kept on shouting "tally ho" and thinking the Chinese were foxes with him keeping up a racist commentary. He was quite effective as a squaddie but lost all effectiveness when we gagged him. Most of the rest of my squad were people I was in the army with. One was a civvy mate who kept complaining that he only came along for the adventure training. Bloody strange dream. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I think some of it came from a friend sending me this yesterday for memory's sake. This came from a time when the army still did quite a decent bit of this stuff. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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