Futtocks Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I don't normally remember my dreams, but this morning there was a brief something right before I woke up that stuck in my head because it was so incongruous. I dreamt I was on the set of a chat show, as Joan Jett was just about to interview Taulima Tautai. Very odd. Just as Taulima sat down on the couch for the chat, I woke up. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Adult entertainment star Julie Strain's autobiography is titled 'Six Foot One and worth the Climb'. I'm tempted to buy it, just for the title. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm doing to the Ride London on Sunday. Should any of you feel like supporting the unit that kept Little Ginger alive you can do so here: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/jonrideslondon2017 Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 too many of these facts are too interesting - lets get back to the original thread, my dentist has a Mercedes m class with a private reg see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 11 hours ago, graveyard johnny said: too many of these facts are too interesting - lets get back to the original thread, my dentist has a Mercedes m class with a private reg My lawn used to need cutting every week.. I sprinkled it with whisky and now it comes up half cut ( thank you The Beano 1938) Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 This sign has appeared at the end of my road: Talk about "first world problems". "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I'm having pizza delivered for tea tonight. Apparently I've been a good and dutiful husband for spending all day doing my CV and job applications so I deserve a treat. I did ask if there was an alternative "treat" on offer but I was told that I've not been that good 1 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RL is the future Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 For the past 3 months I've had one side of my shoelace 2 and a half times shorter than the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I am right handed - my wife is left handed 1 see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 The rawmarsh circular bus route is more of a rectangular route..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9' oller Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I'm getting fed up of being self employed 'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I had all 4 tyres replaced on my car last week, they have lasted 46,500 miles and were still above the legal minimum tread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 (edited) https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/aug/03/heavily-armoured-nodosaur-ginger-camouflage-predators-borealopelta-markmitchelli I have been accused of being a heavy ginger dinosaur..... Edited August 4, 2017 by Robin Evans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 I think I may have fixed the intermittent problem with my internet connection. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) At 1502 this afternoon the sky was black over my house, it was hailstoning with lumps up to half an inch in diameter. It is now 1547 and there is not a cloud in the sky. Edited August 5, 2017 by Bearman Spelling Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9' oller Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Just lit my garden incinerator or metal drum. Enjoy nasty neighbours 'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob8 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 I walked back from Nørrebro this afternoon. "You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Australians find another local animal that eats people. The "flesh-eating sea flea." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/brighton-sea-bugs-ocean-swim-teenager/8780138 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) Just had a satisfying hour and a half with a paper shredder, 3 years of out of date documents, insurance policies, bank statements etc gone. My box files are virtually empty and once again I can now see the back of the cupboard. Edited August 7, 2017 by Moose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 On 07/08/2017 at 0:10 PM, Moose said: Just had a satisfying hour and a half with a paper shredder, 3 years of out of date documents, insurance policies, bank statements etc gone. My box files are virtually empty and once again I can now see the back of the cupboard. don't stop there, burn the cupboard, .- see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I find a road atlas much more comforting to have in the car than a sat nav, although I do use a sat nav I never entirely trust it unlike the road atlas that cant lie to me see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtum Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 On 8/2/2017 at 9:15 AM, Griff9of13 said: This sign has appeared at the end of my road: Talk about "first world problems". Is that chap in the background in training for the local leap frog championships? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, graveyard johnny said: I find a road atlas much more comforting to have in the car than a sat nav, although I do use a sat nav I never entirely trust it unlike the road atlas that cant lie to me Weeeellllll, yes, but! The last time I used a road atlas, I got lost. Not because I can't read them, but because it was about ten years out of date! Mind you, I've never used satnav and I don't intend ever to use it, either. Nowadays, I use the AA route planner and use it to print maps of any tricky sections. Edited August 8, 2017 by tonyXIII to add the last line Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, tonyXIII said: Weeeellllll, yes, but! The last time I used a road atlas, I got lost. Not because I can't read them, but because it was about ten years out of date! Mind you, I've never used satnav and I don't intend ever to use it, either. Nowadays, I use the AA route planner and use it to print maps of any tricky sections. Stone age. Sat navs are great. I was like you until I tried one. If you're alone they're much more convenient and safer. However, I do usually pre plan any route I'm not familiar with on Google Maps before setting out. "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattSantos Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Singapore National Day today. I'm in the office with a wonderful view of the harbour. The Flag of Singapore consists of two horizontal halves, red above white. Red symbolises universal brotherhood and equality of man; white stands for pervading and everlasting purity and virtue. In the upper left corner, a white crescent moon and five white stars form a circle. The five stars stand for the ideals of democracy, peace, progress, justice and equality. Equality of man? Running the Rob Burrow marathon to raise money for the My Name'5 Doddie foundation: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/ben-dyas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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