graveyard johnny Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 I asked one of the total dimbats I work with if he knew who was singing the song that was playing on the radio this aft, he didn't have a clue who the artist was - the song was - hey hey were the monkees see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Dustin Brown (Andy Murray's current opponent at Wimbledon) hasn't had a haircut this century. He's had those dreads for 21 years. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Futtocks said: Dustin Brown (Andy Murray's current opponent at Wimbledon) hasn't had a haircut this century. He's had those dreads for 21 years. I bet every time he goes to see the hairdresser shes dreading it see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Futtocks said: Dustin Brown (Andy Murray's current opponent at Wimbledon) hasn't had a haircut this century. He's had those dreads for 21 years. Does he wash his hair? Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 28 minutes ago, tonyXIII said: Does he wash his hair? No idea. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonfan Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 6 hours ago, Futtocks said: Dustin Brown (Andy Murray's current opponent at Wimbledon) hasn't had a haircut this century. He's had those dreads for 21 years. I was at Wimbledon today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I saw a montagu's Harrier last night in the Dordogne.... another first in my life? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Robin Evans said: I saw a montagu's Harrier last night in the Dordogne.... another first in my life? What a fantastic bird they are. We get the odd one, or two in Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedford Roughyed Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Robin Evans said: I saw a montagu's Harrier last night in the Dordogne.... another first in my life? We would have more in the UK if they (like other birds of prey) were killed on purpose. With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) There were quite a few on the wing yesterday on a riverboat trip on the dordogne. I heard the chirrup and saw one of the warblers too.... if it was a bonelli's warbler.... plenty this way on.... that too is a first. I'm just checking. Sadly the kingfishers eluded me. We're effectively in a woodland on a site near the confluence of the vèzére and the Dordogne.... so this couple of weeks has been fab for wildlife. The memsahib is most happy Edited July 6, 2017 by Robin Evans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Bedford Roughyed said: We would have more in the UK if they (like other birds of prey) were killed on purpose. Er, should there be a "not" in there? As in "if they were not killed on purpose"? Or am I missing some other point about shooting birds? 1 Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedford Roughyed Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, tonyXIII said: Er, should there be a "not" in there? As in "if they were not killed on purpose"? Or am I missing some other point about shooting birds? Very definitely a NOT needed in there! 1 With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Hyde Park today for Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, ckn said: Hyde Park today for Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks heard the tom petty tickets are expensive? see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said: heard the tom petty tickets are expensive? Ever so slightly. Those two artists are the wife's favourite. And they're the bloody Diamond Circle ones by the stage as well because she gets a bit anxious in heavy crowds. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 You have never been truly harshly judged until you've been judged by a Selfridges shop assistant wondering how much commission she'll make from you. That's the one part I hate about taking the wife to London, she has to go to all those shops... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Been to a funeral today, the first of the year which is something of an achievement considering by this time last year I'd been to four. "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I have never been to a betting shop in Kilmarnock see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9' oller Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 First day back on gardens after week in Croatia with family. It rained and was miserable for much of day 'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 45 minutes ago, 9' oller said: First day back on gardens after week in Croatia with family. It rained and was miserable for much of day good for the garden though? see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9' oller Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Only for weeds and grass. Not operatives 'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I sometimes watch old showings of bullseye and wonder what percentage of the audience are now deceased, I usualy put it around 88 per cent see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 The New NHS thread has 38 pages and 19,200 odd views. The Whisky thread has just 25 pages yet nearly 20,400 views. Are some people who have been browsing the latter thread seeing double? 1 "When I saw the Pistols and The Clash I realised it didn't seem that difficult, they didn't seem like they could play very well either, so the thing was to form a band then work it out. We didn't even know who was going to play what - we passed around all the instruments until we found what we were comfortable with. I wasn't comfortable with any of them so I became the singer." Terry Hall on forming The Specials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Old Frightful said: The New NHS thread has 38 pages and 19,200 odd views. The Whisky thread has just 25 pages yet nearly 20,400 views. Are some people who have been browsing the latter thread seeing double? Since you're asking, mine's a treble, mate! Cheers! Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, tonyXIII said: Since you're asking, mine's a treble, mate! Cheers! I'm having a vodka tonight. A Cherry Bakewell vodka from Waitrose. Lovely stuff. Proper full strength stuff as well rather than liqueur strength. 1 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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