The Future is League Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bearman Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Funny people women My wife said " If your bored why don't you make a bird table."? Now she is kicking off because she was only in 5th place. 4 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 We bought a US style postbox for our house. You know the sort..you'll have seen them on US TV progs. Anyway, I lost the key so couldn't get at any of our post. I phoned the very helpful supplier for a replacement key and they've posted one off to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 (edited) double Edited July 11, 2022 by Stirlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 yesterday a hippie threw one of his joss sticks at me - i was incensed! see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Futtocks Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 51 minutes ago, Futtocks said: That’s either totally unfunny or way to highbrow for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 4 hours ago, DavidM said: That’s either totally unfunny or way to highbrow for me I think I get it. If you're not into mid century Mexican cinema then I don't blame you for not getting it. I'm thinking on the right lines aren't I Futtocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Walking past a restaurant and in the window it said, “Order anything you want and if we don't have it we'll pay you £500.” Went in and ordered Giraffes kneecaps on toast. A short while later the waiter returned with £500 in cash and said, “It's your lucky day, we're out of bread.” 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 my wife says she will leave me if I dont stop talking like a newsreader - `"there'll be more on that story later" 1 see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 23, 2022 Author Share Posted August 23, 2022 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 The Wife said, “i want an eye level grill on the cooker.” It took me two days to dig a hole in the kitchen floor for her to stand in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 i tried to steal some spaghetti from the co op today but the female guard had spotted me - she blocked the exit, and I couldn't get pasta see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Two guys on lunch break at work and one gets out his flask . His mate says ‘ what’s that then ? ‘ … ‘ Well its a thermos flask , its brilliant . Just got it , the instructions say it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold ‘ . His mate says ‘ ok , what you got in it ? ‘ …. ‘ two cups of coffee and a choc ice ‘ . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 28, 2022 Author Share Posted August 28, 2022 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mumby Magic Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 11/07/2022 at 17:44, Stirlin said: double Don't get it 1 Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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