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A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day... and as he's shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun's knee... The young nun looks up at the priest and says: "Father, remember Luke 14:10." -The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed. 

Next time they stop at a light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh. The nun says: "Remember Luke 14:10, Father." The priest apologizes: "The flesh is weak", he says... 

So he drops her off and when he gets home, he reaches for his Bible and he flips to Luke 14:10. "Friend, come up higher, then shalt thou have glory."

D’oh!! 🤣

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1 hour ago, DavidM said:

Yes , or you’ve been kidnapped 

And forced to direct a cruddy kaiju movoe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulgasari 

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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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One for Robin

BBC Breaking News South Yorkshire

Police have found £12 million worth of cocaine, 6 AK47 assault rifles and 200 live hand grenades at a house behind the library in Rotherham.

Residents are to be shocked as they didn't know there was a library in Rotherham

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Ron Banks

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A Scouser is doing really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines.

Jeremy: OK, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it:

Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood

Take your time

Lad:  I'll take the money Jeremy

Jeremy: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines

Lad:  I'm sure Jeremy, I'll take the money.

Jeremy: OK audience, give him a big round of applause, but before you go I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.

Lad:  I know the answer Jeremy.

Jeremy: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental?

Lad: I may be mental Jeremy but I'm no grass.
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