Your Death Row Meal Is……

[Josef K]

Mine would have to be a full english breakfast, but without the tomatoes and hash browns. Id ask for my bacon too have a thick rind as that is my favourite part. 
My second choice would be a leg of lamb on its own id love to spend a few hours eating that. 
It’d be even better if my execution was called off at the last minute because id have it all again. 

[Gerrumonside ref]

Fillet steak with a side of Gorgonzola blue cheese sauce and a hefty portion of beef dripping chips.  

[RBKnight]

Following Ali G, an all you can eat buffet, and keep telling them you haven't finished.......

[Exiled Townie]

Tomahawk Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and chips. Appple pie.

or proper Sunday Roast, trifle.

or Fish and chips and several (large) gherkins.

 

[DavidM]

My mams toad in the hole with proper Cumberland sausages , her awesome thick beef or chicken ( or a mix of both ) gravy which is so full of flavour you could eat it on its own ( this and Sunday dinner is all  in the gravy for me ) , with our own new potatoes from the garden and our own carrots from the garden . Lovely and local .

[Les Tonks Sidestep]

Chicken and mushroom Pot Noodles and a tin of tuna - die how I live.....

[Adelaide Tiger]

Two big bowls of garlic sprouts so in the moments before my execution I will empty my bowels and I will die with the happy thought that some bu$$er will have to mop the lot up! 

[Futtocks]

A gigantic seafood platter, and don't stint on the garlic butter, freshly-baked crusty white bread rolls and other accompaniments. Washed down with a bottle of Ken Forrester FMC.

If I'm getting executed straight after, there's no need to worry about developing gout or the consequences of eating a bad oyster.

[DavidM]

Can I choose how I want to be executed as well ?

[Futtocks]

26 minutes ago, DavidM said:

Can I choose how I want to be executed as well ?

Death by Snu-snu is not a currently available option.

[Josef K]

6 hours ago, Exiled Townie said:

Tomahawk Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and chips. Appple pie.

or proper Sunday Roast, trifle.

or Fish and chips and several (large) gherkins.

 

Gherkins with fish & chips, i haven’t heard of that before. I do like gherkins though, i could eat them out of a jar on their own just like George Roper did with his pickled onions in bed with Yootha Joyce. 

[Josef K]

2 hours ago, DavidM said:

Can I choose how I want to be executed as well ?

Yes and four celebs you’d invite to your last supper. 

[Bearman]

5 hours ago, Futtocks said:

A gigantic seafood platter, and don't stint on the garlic butter, freshly-baked crusty white bread rolls and other accompaniments. Washed down with a bottle of Ken Forrester FMC.

If I'm getting executed straight after, there's no need to worry about developing gout or the consequences of eating a bad oyster.

If you need any help with the murder I'm yer man as long as I can have what you are having ( with extra winkles).

 

[Futtocks]

Just now, Bearman said:

If you need any help with the murder I'm yer man as long as I can have what you are having ( with extra winkles).

 

If you want extra winkles, just drop the soap in the prison shower.

[DavidM]

1 hour ago, Josef K said:

Yes and four celebs you’d invite to your last supper. 

Houdini , David Blaine , Paul Daniels and David Copperfield. Then i might get out

[The Hallucinating Goose]

Erm, 25 year old Bushmills and I'd insist they start it at the very beginning of the distilling process so it is produced and has to age before I drink it as my last meal. 

[Jeff Stein]

I think I would just go for everything listed in Jimmy Rogers (Muddy Waters' guitarist not the singing brakeman) song My Last Meal 

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

Tuna salad in a white baguette with chilli sauce 

Weird but true 

 

[Josef K]

4 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:

Tuna salad in a white baguette with chilli sauce 

Weird but true 

 

Id have to eat that on the toilet as it would go straight through me. 

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

1 hour ago, Josef K said:

Id have to eat that on the toilet as it would go straight through me. 

Combine it with the execution - Elvis style

[Stirlin]

Bacon chops on Black Sheep Bakery doorstep Tiger bread , for pud a tub of Skyr yogurt.

Washed down with a couple of bottles of Hoegaarden white beer.

[Futtocks]

3 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:

Combine it with the execution - Elvis style

 

[JohnM]

I'll have this. It's called Winter Reprieve Salad.

http://www.gratefulgrazing.com/grateful-grazing/winter-reprieve-salad-with-roasted-garlic-tahini-dressing

 

[Josef K]

3 hours ago, Futtocks said:

 

Justice. The Day Today & Brass Eye will never be beaten. I still have a t-shirt from each show (somewhere) that the ex bought me years and years and years ago. 

[Futtocks]

15 minutes ago, Josef K said:

Justice. The Day Today & Brass Eye will never be beaten. I still have a t-shirt from each show (somewhere) that the ex bought me years and years and years ago. 

The Day Today also chose the 1985 Challenge Cup Final for Alan Partridge's first foray into Rugby commentary. "Hit him... HIT HIM!"