Josef K Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Mine would have to be a full english breakfast, but without the tomatoes and hash browns. Id ask for my bacon too have a thick rind as that is my favourite part. My second choice would be a leg of lamb on its own id love to spend a few hours eating that. It’d be even better if my execution was called off at the last minute because id have it all again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrumonside ref Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Fillet steak with a side of Gorgonzola blue cheese sauce and a hefty portion of beef dripping chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBKnight Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Following Ali G, an all you can eat buffet, and keep telling them you haven't finished....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Townie Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Tomahawk Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and chips. Appple pie. or proper Sunday Roast, trifle. or Fish and chips and several (large) gherkins. Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 My mams toad in the hole with proper Cumberland sausages , her awesome thick beef or chicken ( or a mix of both ) gravy which is so full of flavour you could eat it on its own ( this and Sunday dinner is all in the gravy for me ) , with our own new potatoes from the garden and our own carrots from the garden . Lovely and local . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Chicken and mushroom Pot Noodles and a tin of tuna - die how I live..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelaide Tiger Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Two big bowls of garlic sprouts so in the moments before my execution I will empty my bowels and I will die with the happy thought that some bu$$er will have to mop the lot up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) A gigantic seafood platter, and don't stint on the garlic butter, freshly-baked crusty white bread rolls and other accompaniments. Washed down with a bottle of Ken Forrester FMC. If I'm getting executed straight after, there's no need to worry about developing gout or the consequences of eating a bad oyster. Edited August 5, 2022 by Futtocks 2 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Can I choose how I want to be executed as well ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 26 minutes ago, DavidM said: Can I choose how I want to be executed as well ? Death by Snu-snu is not a currently available option. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josef K Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Exiled Townie said: Tomahawk Steak, mushrooms, onion rings and chips. Appple pie. or proper Sunday Roast, trifle. or Fish and chips and several (large) gherkins. Gherkins with fish & chips, i haven’t heard of that before. I do like gherkins though, i could eat them out of a jar on their own just like George Roper did with his pickled onions in bed with Yootha Joyce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josef K Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, DavidM said: Can I choose how I want to be executed as well ? Yes and four celebs you’d invite to your last supper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Futtocks said: A gigantic seafood platter, and don't stint on the garlic butter, freshly-baked crusty white bread rolls and other accompaniments. Washed down with a bottle of Ken Forrester FMC. If I'm getting executed straight after, there's no need to worry about developing gout or the consequences of eating a bad oyster. If you need any help with the murder I'm yer man as long as I can have what you are having ( with extra winkles). Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Just now, Bearman said: If you need any help with the murder I'm yer man as long as I can have what you are having ( with extra winkles). If you want extra winkles, just drop the soap in the prison shower. 2 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Josef K said: Yes and four celebs you’d invite to your last supper. Houdini , David Blaine , Paul Daniels and David Copperfield. Then i might get out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Erm, 25 year old Bushmills and I'd insist they start it at the very beginning of the distilling process so it is produced and has to age before I drink it as my last meal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Stein Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 I think I would just go for everything listed in Jimmy Rogers (Muddy Waters' guitarist not the singing brakeman) song My Last Meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedfordshire Bronco Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Tuna salad in a white baguette with chilli sauce Weird but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josef K Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 4 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said: Tuna salad in a white baguette with chilli sauce Weird but true Id have to eat that on the toilet as it would go straight through me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedfordshire Bronco Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Josef K said: Id have to eat that on the toilet as it would go straight through me. Combine it with the execution - Elvis style 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Bacon chops on Black Sheep Bakery doorstep Tiger bread , for pud a tub of Skyr yogurt. Washed down with a couple of bottles of Hoegaarden white beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said: Combine it with the execution - Elvis style 1 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 (edited) I'll have this. It's called Winter Reprieve Salad. http://www.gratefulgrazing.com/grateful-grazing/winter-reprieve-salad-with-roasted-garlic-tahini-dressing Edited August 6, 2022 by JohnM eiπ + 1 = 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josef K Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Futtocks said: Justice. The Day Today & Brass Eye will never be beaten. I still have a t-shirt from each show (somewhere) that the ex bought me years and years and years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 15 minutes ago, Josef K said: Justice. The Day Today & Brass Eye will never be beaten. I still have a t-shirt from each show (somewhere) that the ex bought me years and years and years ago. The Day Today also chose the 1985 Challenge Cup Final for Alan Partridge's first foray into Rugby commentary. "Hit him... HIT HIM!" 1 "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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