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#5481 ckn

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 08:57 AM

So you're not a big fan then?

 

 

 

Ha! Geddit? Big fan...?

Oh dear.... :P

 

The poor fans on the thing were going so hard it sounded like it was a jet preparing for takeoff.


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#5482 Shadow

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 09:11 AM

But rich for me, I was thinking more along the lines of a deisel estate.

Get a Subaru Forester 2.0 petrol.

 

25Mpg

£240 a year VED

Last service cost me £1200

 

Proudly wasting the world's resources, one tank at a time  :ph34r:


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#5483 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 12:48 PM

I'm watching Phoenix Nights.


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#5484 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:05 PM

... I dunno how Keith Lard wasn't meant to be Keith Laird at all.

 

And I've just wound up finding out Barry from Watford on Radio 2 Steve Wright show isn't a real person. :rolleyes:


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#5485 ckn

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:27 PM

That's the gardening done.  Knackered now.


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#5486 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:50 PM

That's the gardening done.  Knackered now.

Old.


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#5487 timtum

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 05:32 PM

Today on my travels I saw:

 

  • a wild boar having a snuffle in the road verge
  • a horse being completely spooked by a magpie
  • a septugenarian customer clad only in his leopard print underpants
  • a splendid Chelsea Pensioner called Brian

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#5488 ckn

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 07:53 PM

Old.

We used to have a gardener... we dispensed with her services after she told us she peed in our rosebed.  We asked her why she didn't knock on the door and ask to use our toilet, "oh, I didn't think of that!"


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#5489 Tiny Tim

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 09:33 PM

We used to have a gardener... we dispensed with her services after she told us she peed in our rosebed.

A wise move, if she had known anything about gardening then she would have peed on the compost heap as it's great to activate the composting.


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#5490 Wolford6

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:08 PM

Over the years, walking home from the pub, I have peed in several people's gardens.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:22 PM

I am doing the ironing whilst watching the British GP.

I'm just after the start finish line.


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#5492 Shadow

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:23 PM

One of the facts in my last post may be untrue.


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#5493 ckn

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:39 PM

The union 7s world cup finals day in Moscow seems to be being played in a swimming pool.


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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:43 PM

The union 7s world cup finals day in Moscow seems to be being played in a swimming pool.

The women's games are like wet t-shirt contests...  Brings out the Benny Hill in me watching girls run around in soaked through skin-tight outfits.


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#5495 Bleep1673

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:46 PM

Bike thieves are absolute scumbags.

I once had three bikes stolen inside 12 months, I wasn't happy. Then I found somewhere safe to hide it in the Hospitals I was working in, and it stopped.

Royal Marsden I put it in the theatre cylinder store, Guys in the (Large) changing room, St Thomas' in a private courtyard with staff only access, near security. Kings CH had a bike store right next to a large security Portacabin.
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#5496 Bleep1673

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:56 PM

Sorry, wrong post

Edited by Bleep1673, 30 June 2013 - 02:56 PM.

Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies

#5497 Wolford6

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 05:51 PM

My hayfever has been bad today. Hopefully, only another week or so left before it passes.


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Posted 30 June 2013 - 06:19 PM

No biscuits left in our house.


 

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#5499 hindle xiii

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 06:26 PM

No biscuits left in our house.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 09:07 PM

The women's games are like wet t-shirt contests...  Brings out the Benny Hill in me watching girls run around in soaked through skin-tight outfits.

May I remind you of the name of this thread?

I for one would not consider that to be uninteresting.


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