Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[longboard]

It's chucking down and windy in the Calder Valley.

 

There's some snow on the tops.

[Farmduck]

If Scooby Doo was real life, the #1 crime in America would be dressing up as a ghost.

On the bright side, if Scooby Doo was real, the rate of unsolved crime in America would be 0%

[C H Calthrop]

I really don't care what type of shampoo I use.

[Phil]

Had an argument with someone at work today

[Robin Evans]

Me n'all.... and not unusually it was with a social worker....

[Griff9of13]

Relative to the two posts above. I've just started a new job and it is one of the most relaxed and convivial places I've ever worked. Makes a pleasant change.

[Moose]

Finally found myself an avatar I like well enough to use, classy☺

[Bob8]

I sold my car yesterday and I will also collect a suitcase today.

[Bleep1673]

I sold my car yesterday and I will also collect a suitcase today.

 

I don't think a suitcase will go as fast as a car. I may be wrong, having lived in London for 20 years sometimes it feel quicker to post yourself somewhere, rather than drive.

[Bedford Roughyed]

A miracle happened at Heathrow Terminal 3.  10 min walk from plane to border checks.  No queue at all at the border, straight to the front and straight through.  Downstairs to the baggage reclaim, stopped for a pee, then grabbed a trolley, walk to carousel and both my bags appear, together.  About 20-25 mins after walking off plane I am outside the airport.  Such times are unheard of!

[Mumby Magic]

Went out to see my first band for years on Saturday. Ended up at 40 with my first stitches ever after stumbling head first into the pavement. 9 stitches in head, three strips on noses, suffering from effects of concussion three days later and both eyes are swollen!

[hindle xiii]

I threw away some kidneys whose use by date was 10 days ago.

 

They were turning black and had a strong aroma of a very ripe soft cheese.

[Phil]

Had an argument with someone at work today

Had another, or rather a continuation of the same argument today but this time the person I was arguing with asked me if I'd like to "step outside" to sort it out

[Griff9of13]

Had another, or rather a continuation of the same argument today but this time the person I was arguing with asked me if I'd like to "step outside" to sort it out

[tonyXIII]

A miracle happened at Heathrow Terminal 3.  10 min walk from plane to border checks.  No queue at all at the border, straight to the front and straight through.  Downstairs to the baggage reclaim, stopped for a pee, then grabbed a trolley, walk to carousel and both my bags appear, together.  About 20-25 mins after walking off plane I am outside the airport.  Such times are unheard of!

 

You're lying, aren't you?

[Robin Evans]

Teaching a two yr old girl how to play career opportunities.....

She'll be as good as me by tomorrow

[tonyXIII]

Teaching a two yr old girl how to play career opportunities.....

She'll be as good as me by tomorrow

 

And the really good news is that she will be better than you the day after! 

[Spidey]

I went out for 'a couple' last night. Got back about 3am and am both hungover and in the bad books as well.

Not going to manage to do those things I promised unfortunately.

That's quite a good description of my Friday night also

[Bedford Roughyed]

You're lying, aren't you?

 

 

No.  Like I said it was the pre-christmas miracle.

[getdownmonkeyman]

I'm sat in New York eating a Five Guys bacon Cheeseburger (with grilled mushrooms and green peppers).  Do I know how to party?

Five Guys make great burgers. I am sure there is one around Covent Garden.

If you have chance, try the burger joint in Le Parker Meridien hotel on West 56th Street, just south of Central Park. It is a ###### to find in the hotel, as it is behind a curtain, but well worth it.

[timtum]

Over the past couple of days I've made 450 packets of sausages.  I worked out that on Thursday I had lifted in excess of one and a half tonnes of meat / sausage mix.  On Friday it took me the best part of half an hour to get out of bed and put my socks on.

 

Might be time for a career change (again).

[Griff9of13]

Over the past couple of days I've made 450 packets of sausages. I worked out that on Thursday I had lifted in excess of one and a half tonnes of meat / sausage mix. On Friday it took me the best part of half an hour to get out of bed and put my socks on.

Might be time for a career change (again).

Maybe you should consume less of your wonderful produce?

I'd be exactly the same.

[timtum]

Maybe you should consume less of your wonderful produce?

I'd be exactly the same.

 

Harsh but fair....

[Bleep1673]

I threw away some kidneys whose use by date was 10 days ago.

 

They were turning black and had a strong aroma of a very ripe soft cheese.

That's what my doctor told me last week of mine

[Tiny Tim]

I just got a Sonos Play 1 for my home office. Wish I had done it years ago as ditching my old Sony stereo that was on it's last legs has given me a lot more desk space to fill.