POR 1,199 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdesert 3,492 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Easy for you to say. Link to post Share on other sites
marklaspalmas 1,988 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Vintage Gelling. Long way from being the daftest thing he's done on a rugby field. https://www.fevarchive.co.uk/ Link to post Share on other sites
Les Tonks Sidestep 3,764 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Nay, Ainscough's kick by a country mile...... Link to post Share on other sites
Gav Wilson 2,149 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 That opening post just gave me a headache. @GavWilson Link to post Share on other sites
Jacko45 189 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Lowdesert said: Easy for you to say. It might be easy for him to say, but it was bloody difficult for me to read. Link to post Share on other sites
Bedfordshire Bronco 2,130 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Vicky.... Is that you? Link to post Share on other sites
David Shepherd 761 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 We've seen some beauty brain farts at POR lately, but Shaun Ainsough's is in a class of it's own. Link to post Share on other sites
Number 16 1,573 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Have you ever come across these two character before; , and . They're called comma and full stop. Try using them. They work. Link to post Share on other sites
CanaBull 1,731 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Boomhauer likes rugby league! Who knew? Link to post Share on other sites
JohnM 7,915 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Give over. The guy is clearly excited.... And isn't stream of consciousness the in thing? Four legs good - two legs bad Link to post Share on other sites
The Hallucinating Goose 2,878 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Eh?? Link to post Share on other sites
LeytherRob 685 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Which team is it again? Link to post Share on other sites
The Vet 208 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 The title of this thread is definitely relevant to the OP! Link to post Share on other sites
YCKonstantine 398 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 FEV Link to post Share on other sites
Old Frightful 6,629 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 For crimes against grammar, POR deserves a long sentence. Possibly not quite as long a sentence as his opening post though. And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming, or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies, yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive Link to post Share on other sites
Wollo Wollo Wayoo 998 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said: Vicky.... Is that you? Whats Eorl Crabtree got to do with it? This world was never meant for one as beautiful as me. Wakefield Trinity RLFC 2012 - 2014 "The wasted years" 2013, 2014 & 2015 Official Magic Weekend "Whipping Boys" 2017 - The year the dream disappeared under Grix's left foot. 2018 - The FinniChezz Bromance 2019 - The Return of the Prodigal Son Link to post Share on other sites
Damien 14,285 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 4 hours ago, LeytherRob said: Which team is it again? It's hard to tell isn't it. Link to post Share on other sites
Stan Doffarf 297 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 I guess punctuation hasn't arrived in Fev yet. And when they found our shadows Grouped around the TV sets They ran down every lead They repeated every test They checked out all the data on their lists And then the alien anthropologists Admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason For our sad demise They logged the only explanation left This species has amused itself to death No tears to cry no feelings left This species has amused itself to death Link to post Share on other sites
saintspete83 390 Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 7 hours ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Which club do you follow mate? Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Streets tache 124 Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 I need an asprin Link to post Share on other sites
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