POR 217 Report post Posted June 17 I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdesert 1,960 Report post Posted June 17 Easy for you to say. 3 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marklaspalmas 1,135 Report post Posted June 17 Vintage Gelling. Long way from being the daftest thing he's done on a rugby field. 1 Quote A Featherstone Rovers Blog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Les Tonks Sidestep 979 Report post Posted June 17 Nay, Ainscough's kick by a country mile...... 4 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav Wilson 1,322 Report post Posted June 17 That opening post just gave me a headache. 10 Quote @GavWilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacko45 166 Report post Posted June 17 20 minutes ago, Lowdesert said: Easy for you to say. It might be easy for him to say, but it was bloody difficult for me to read. 4 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bedfordshire Bronco 557 Report post Posted June 17 1 hour ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Vicky.... Is that you? 1 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Shepherd 736 Report post Posted June 17 We've seen some beauty brain farts at POR lately, but Shaun Ainsough's is in a class of it's own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 16 800 Report post Posted June 17 1 hour ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Have you ever come across these two character before; , and . They're called comma and full stop. Try using them. They work. 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaBull 1,438 Report post Posted June 17 Boomhauer likes rugby league! Who knew? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnM 5,375 Report post Posted June 17 Give over. The guy is clearly excited.... And isn't stream of consciousness the in thing? Quote Four legs good - two legs bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hallucinating Goose 835 Report post Posted June 17 Eh?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeytherRob 305 Report post Posted June 17 2 hours ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Which team is it again? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Vet 178 Report post Posted June 17 The title of this thread is definitely relevant to the OP! 1 1 Quote This My Friend Is A Broom-Handled Mouser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YCKonstantine 235 Report post Posted June 17 FEV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Frightful 5,130 Report post Posted June 17 For crimes against grammar, POR deserves a long sentence. Possibly not quite as long a sentence as his opening post though. 2 1 Quote SL Steve Prescott Man of Steel 2016 - Danny Houghton SL Top Gun 2016/2017 - Marc Sneyd (83%/89% goal success) SL Hit Man 2016/2017 - Danny Houghton (1,289/1,123 tackles) SL Club of the Year 2016 - Hull FC SL Coach of the Year 2016 - Lee Radford RL Challenge Cup Winners 2016/2017 - Hull FC All in all, not a bad couple of years, I suppose... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wollo Wollo Wayoo 611 Report post Posted June 17 3 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said: Vicky.... Is that you? Whats Eorl Crabtree got to do with it? 3 Quote This world was never meant for one as beautiful as me. Wakefield Trinity RLFC 2012 - 2014 "The wasted years" 2013, 2014 & 2015 Official Magic Weekend "Whipping Boys" 2017 - The year the dream disappeared under Grix's left foot. 2018 - The FinniChezz Bromance 2019 - The Return of the Prodigal Son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damien 5,156 Report post Posted June 17 4 hours ago, LeytherRob said: Which team is it again? It's hard to tell isn't it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan Doffarf 243 Report post Posted June 17 I guess punctuation hasn't arrived in Fev yet. Quote And when they found our shadows Grouped around the TV sets They ran down every lead They repeated every test They checked out all the data on their lists And then the alien anthropologists Admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason For our sad demise They logged the only explanation left This species has amused itself to death No tears to cry no feelings left This species has amused itself to death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saintspete83 268 Report post Posted June 17 7 hours ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Which club do you follow mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Streets tache 82 Report post Posted June 18 I need an asprin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
