POR 580 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdesert 2,986 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Easy for you to say. 3 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marklaspalmas 1,531 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Vintage Gelling. Long way from being the daftest thing he's done on a rugby field. 1 Quote A Featherstone Rovers Blog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Les Tonks Sidestep 2,363 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Nay, Ainscough's kick by a country mile...... 4 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav Wilson 1,798 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 That opening post just gave me a headache. 10 Quote @GavWilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacko45 189 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Lowdesert said: Easy for you to say. It might be easy for him to say, but it was bloody difficult for me to read. 4 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bedfordshire Bronco 1,539 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Vicky.... Is that you? 1 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Shepherd 748 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 We've seen some beauty brain farts at POR lately, but Shaun Ainsough's is in a class of it's own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 16 1,425 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Have you ever come across these two character before; , and . They're called comma and full stop. Try using them. They work. 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaBull 1,611 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Boomhauer likes rugby league! Who knew? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnM 6,993 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Give over. The guy is clearly excited.... And isn't stream of consciousness the in thing? Quote Four legs good - two legs bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hallucinating Goose 2,175 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Eh?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeytherRob 452 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Which team is it again? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Vet 202 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 The title of this thread is definitely relevant to the OP! 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YCKonstantine 306 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 FEV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Frightful 5,896 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 For crimes against grammar, POR deserves a long sentence. Possibly not quite as long a sentence as his opening post though. 2 1 Quote "Son, can you play me a memory, I'm not really sure how it goes, but it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wollo Wollo Wayoo 759 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said: Vicky.... Is that you? Whats Eorl Crabtree got to do with it? 3 Quote This world was never meant for one as beautiful as me. Wakefield Trinity RLFC 2012 - 2014 "The wasted years" 2013, 2014 & 2015 Official Magic Weekend "Whipping Boys" 2017 - The year the dream disappeared under Grix's left foot. 2018 - The FinniChezz Bromance 2019 - The Return of the Prodigal Son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damien 9,751 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 4 hours ago, LeytherRob said: Which team is it again? It's hard to tell isn't it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan Doffarf 297 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 I guess punctuation hasn't arrived in Fev yet. Quote And when they found our shadows Grouped around the TV sets They ran down every lead They repeated every test They checked out all the data on their lists And then the alien anthropologists Admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason For our sad demise They logged the only explanation left This species has amused itself to death No tears to cry no feelings left This species has amused itself to death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saintspete83 390 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 7 hours ago, POR said: I thought I'd seen everything a few weeks back when FEV best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out but instead of dying with the ball scrum half passes it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard in front of him walking towards him instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game Which club do you follow mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Streets tache 120 Report post Posted June 18, 2019 I need an asprin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
