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I thought I'd seen everything  a few weeks back when FEV  best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out  but instead of dying with the ball  scrum half passes  it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten  that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line  hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard  in front of him walking towards  him  instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game  he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head  ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 

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20 minutes ago, Lowdesert said:

Easy for you to say.

It might be easy for him to say, but it was bloody difficult for me to read.

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1 hour ago, POR said:

I thought I'd seen everything  a few weeks back when FEV  best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out  but instead of dying with the ball  scrum half passes  it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten  that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line  hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard  in front of him walking towards  him  instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game  he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head  ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 

Vicky.... Is that you? 

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1 hour ago, POR said:

I thought I'd seen everything  a few weeks back when FEV  best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out  but instead of dying with the ball  scrum half passes  it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten  that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line  hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard  in front of him walking towards  him  instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game  he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head  ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 

Have you ever come across these two character before; 

, and .

They're called comma and full stop. Try using them. They work.

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Boomhauer likes rugby league!  Who knew? 😉

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Give over. The guy is clearly excited.... And isn't stream of consciousness the in thing? 


Four legs good - two legs bad

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2 hours ago, POR said:

I thought I'd seen everything  a few weeks back when FEV  best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out  but instead of dying with the ball  scrum half passes  it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten  that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line  hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard  in front of him walking towards  him  instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game  he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head  ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 

Which team is it again?

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The title of this thread is definitely relevant to the OP!

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This My Friend Is A Broom-Handled Mouser

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For crimes against grammar, POR deserves a long sentence.

Possibly not quite as long a sentence as his opening post though.

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         SL Steve Prescott Man of Steel 2016 - Danny Houghton  SL Top Gun 2016/2017 - Marc Sneyd (83%/89% goal success)

         SL Hit Man 2016/2017 - Danny Houghton (1,289/1,123 tackles)  SL Club of the Year 2016 - Hull FC

         SL Coach of the Year 2016 - Lee Radford   RL Challenge Cup Winners 2016/2017 - Hull FC

 

                                                                      All in all, not a bad couple of years, I suppose...

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3 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:

Vicky.... Is that you? 

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Whats Eorl Crabtree got to do with it?

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This world was never meant for one as beautiful as me.
 
 
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I guess punctuation hasn't arrived in Fev yet. 


And when they found our shadows

Grouped around the TV sets

They ran down every lead

They repeated every test

They checked out all the data on their lists

And then the alien anthropologists

Admitted they were still perplexed

But on eliminating every other reason

For our sad demise

They logged the only explanation left

This species has amused itself to death

No tears to cry no feelings left

This species has amused itself to death

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7 hours ago, POR said:

I thought I'd seen everything  a few weeks back when FEV  best bradford FEV winning 38-4 bradford have scrum on their twenty hooter goes ball comes out  but instead of dying with the ball  scrum half passes  it to winger FEV intercept try to FEV 42-4 but on sunday widnes might have beaten  that FEV have the ball on widnes 40 holmes chips ball over widnes line  hooter goes 16-4 to FEV gelling picks up ball and is stood still a FEV player is about ta yard  in front of him walking towards  him  instead of letting the FEV player grab him end of game  he decides to run to the side and pass to winger winger runs forward and is tackled as he is falling to the ground he he decides to pass the ball back to gelling who's got a FEV player running towards him gelling knocks the ball over his head  ball goes to ground FEV pick up try 22- 4 a pure masterclass from gelling and his winger on how to see out a rugby league championship game 

Which club do you follow mate? 

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