RugoBy Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 When you complete a puzzle in 5 mins, but it says up to 5 years on the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 A Russian soldier ran up to a nun walking down a sidewalk in Petrograd. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two politsya ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the politsya ran off the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls, too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted June 4, 2023 Author Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Sadly, the man who invented predictive text died today. His funfair is a weed next monkey. 1 2 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 2 3 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucky 7 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 I hear they're producing a computer-generated theme tune for the sequel to Skyfall....... .......They're using a Dell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 From Popbitch: Old Jokes Home Doctors say that four out of five people suffer from diarrhoea. The other sick perv enjoys it. 1 Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Another triumph for auto-generated closed captions: There's a lot of mud here because it's been raining in Norwegian. (it's been raining in our region.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 I'm proud to announce that I have just finished my seventh Marathon in only seven days... Or Snickers as they're now named. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Number 16 said: I'm proud to announce that I have just finished my seventh Marathon in only seven days... Or Snickers as they're now named. Are you going for 8? Or even 16? Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted June 30, 2023 Author Share Posted June 30, 2023 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 I tried my son with the Knock knock who’s there haiku joke He answered a joke found online he thought his son wouldn’t know try harder next time 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Quite proud really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 wife asked if i knew any good tennis jokes - i said no its not my forte love 1 see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 I tried making a joke on Zoom the other day fell flat turns out I’m not remotely funny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Shadow said: I tried making a joke on Zoom the other day fell flat turns out I’m not remotely funny Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wanna go outside. Oh NO! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! (copied) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 the inventor of the double entendre passed away last week - his wife has been taking it really hard see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 5 hours ago, graveyard johnny said: the inventor of the double entendre passed away last week - his wife has been taking it really hard A man walked into a pub and asked for a beer and a double entendre, so the barmaid gave him one. (The old ones are still the best!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RugoBy Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 I always knock on my fridge door and wait for a second... in case there's a salad dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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