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Walking past a restaurant and in the window it said, “Order anything you want and if we don't have it we'll pay you £500.” Went in and ordered Giraffes kneecaps on toast. A short while later the wait

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Ceefaux is back on Twitter after a bit of a hiatus.

 

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Pinched off Facebook :

"My curry looks like Boris Johnson"

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Spotted on the m60 this afternoon. Christmas gets earlier every year. 🎅

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The Daily Express TV guide...pretty much a joke...

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8 hours ago, Old Frightful said:

The Daily Express TV guide...pretty much a joke...

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We're gradually making headway. In the past, they'd have just listed 2pm to 4:50pm as "Test Card" and their bewildered and senile readers would not have questioned it for a second.

At least this way, they might find themselves accidentally watching proper Rugby.

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With Halloween just round the corner I decided to go to our local fancy dress shop and asked for a Dracula costume, the assistant gave me a Hull Kingston Rovers shirt, I said sorry I think you've misheard me I want to look like a count.

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