tim2 Posted May 29, 2020 Posted May 29, 2020 To cheer you up, try the Florida Man Challenge - go to Google (other search engines are available) and type Florida Man followed by your birthday and get the headline from the first (or best) story. example (not my birthday) - "Florida Man May 29th" Mine is "Florida man who carried alligator into liquor store doesn't remember the incident" In the interests of equality I also tried Florida woman - "Florida woman who pulled alligator out of pants during traffic stop gets probation" Bonus points for non-alligator stories. But, to be honest, it's going to be an alligator story. "I am the avenging angel; I come with wings unfurled, I come with claws extended from halfway round the world. I am the God Almighty, I am the howling wind. I care not for your family; I care not for your kin. I come in search of terror, though terror is my own; I come in search of vengeance for crimes and crimes unknown. I care not for your children, I care not for your wives, I care not for your country, I care not for your lives." - (c) Jim Boyes - "The Avenging Angel"
Bedford Roughyed Posted May 29, 2020 Posted May 29, 2020 Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!
bobbruce Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Forman grill.
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him https://eu.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/ This sounds like something I could end up doing at some point in my life. Running down the street naked screaming about aliens. Probably have at some point to be honest!
Bob8 Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/07/29/florida-man-beer-run-large-gator/ There is a theme here. "You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014
Moose Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 Florida man cleaning his back yard naked. A neighbour said “ I went outside to empty my trash and he was bent over winding his hose”
Spidey Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/11/florida-man-threatens-destruction-army-of-turtles/amp/ Turtle Power
Bearman Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 No Alligator in my story https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-pinellas/florida-man-arrested-for-attacking-mcdonalds-employee-over-not-getting-a-straw-police-say Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow
doc Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 A Florida man is facing charges after he covered his face in ashes, stole a woman’s car and then crashed it. no alligators involved!
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, doc said: A Florida man is facing charges after he covered his face in ashes, stole a woman’s car and then crashed it. no alligators involved! Was he naked though? That seems to be another theme here!
SSoutherner Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 https://globalnews.ca/news/4326876/florida-man-without-arms-charged-after-allegedly-stabbing-tourist-with-his-feet/ No naked no gator no arms
redsi42 Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 Florida man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell
Wholly Trinity Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato.
gingerjon Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 There are *so many* but the one I relate to most is “Florida man arrested for calling 911 because he wanted vodka”. That and the one where a (presumably) different Florida man was arrested because he had a slash in a convenience store because it was too much hassle to wait till he got home. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)
CanaBull Posted May 31, 2020 Posted May 31, 2020 Well, May 28 was interesting, no alligators, snake wrangling perhaps offered.
Bleep1673 Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 Florida Man throws Samurai sword at police officers = June 16th
Bleep1673 Posted June 13, 2020 Posted June 13, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 22:04, doc said: A Florida man is facing charges after he covered his face in ashes, stole a woman’s car and then crashed it. no alligators involved! He was arrested for a blackface crime. IN FLORIDA? I doubt it, they probably thought he WAS black
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