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tim2

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To cheer you up, try the Florida Man Challenge - go to Google (other search engines are available) and type Florida Man followed by your birthday and get the headline from the first (or best) story.

example (not my birthday) - "Florida Man May 29th"

Mine is "Florida man who carried alligator into liquor store doesn't remember the incident"

In the interests of equality I also tried Florida woman - "Florida woman who pulled alligator out of pants during traffic stop gets probation"

Bonus points for non-alligator stories. But, to be honest, it's going to be an alligator story.

"I am the avenging angel; I come with wings unfurled, I come with claws extended from halfway round the world. I am the God Almighty, I am the howling wind. I care not for your family; I care not for your kin. I come in search of terror, though terror is my own; I come in search of vengeance for crimes and crimes unknown. I care not for your children, I care not for your wives, I care not for your country, I care not for your lives." - (c) Jim Boyes - "The Avenging Angel"


Bedford Roughyed

Bedford Roughyed

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Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

 

With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!

The Hallucinating Goose

The Hallucinating Goose

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Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him ???

https://eu.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

This sounds like something I could end up doing at some point in my life. Running down the street naked screaming about aliens. Probably have at some point to be honest! ?

Moose

Moose

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Florida man cleaning his back yard naked. A neighbour said “ I went outside to empty my trash and he was bent over winding his hose”

doc

doc

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A Florida man is facing charges after he covered his face in ashes, stole a woman’s car and then crashed it. 

no alligators involved! ?

redsi42

redsi42

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Florida man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell

gingerjon

gingerjon

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There are *so many* but the one I relate to most is “Florida man arrested for calling 911 because he wanted vodka”.

That and the one where a (presumably) different Florida man was arrested because he had a slash in a convenience store because it was too much hassle to wait till he got home.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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Bleep1673

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On 30/05/2020 at 22:04, doc said:

A Florida man is facing charges after he covered his face in ashes, stole a woman’s car and then crashed it. 

no alligators involved! ?

He was arrested for a blackface crime. IN FLORIDA? I doubt it, they probably thought he WAS black

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