Old Frightful Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 4 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 11, 2023 Author Share Posted July 11, 2023 One for @Farmduck 2 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 3 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 18 hours ago, Old Frightful said: Ha, ha. That is the funniest joke ever on here. Am I missing something? Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 3 hours ago, tonyXIII said: Ha, ha. That is the funniest joke ever on here. Am I missing something? As is well known on here, I'm a bit pants at anything IT related but, quite often, when I put a photo on this thread it will disappear after a while. Some sort of copyright jiggery pokery thing perhaps? 1 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Two men were window shopping one of them said " That's the one I'd get" With that Polyphemus came round the corner and thumped him 3 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 VG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 Happy Yorkshire Day to those who are of The Faith. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) Wrong thread Edited August 2, 2023 by Les Tonks Sidestep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 A Royal Engineer dies.. and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has airconditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I thought removing the shell from my pet snail would make it faster but .......................... its made it more sluggish! 2 2 see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 13, 2023 Author Share Posted September 13, 2023 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted September 25, 2023 Author Share Posted September 25, 2023 2 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 (edited) wrong thread Edited September 26, 2023 by Stirlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBoy295 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 My mate told me that he failed his Aboriginal music exam. I asked him digeridoo it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 Drinking to excess can often cause temporary memory loss or even worse, temporary memory loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stirlin Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems, every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "One hundred fifty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "I'll sleep on it," I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street, he asked, "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" "Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck." With a bit of an attitude he said, "Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody there now." It's always better to get a second opinion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedfordshire Bronco Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 16:46, Bearman said: Two men were window shopping one of them said " That's the one I'd get" With that Polyphemus came round the corner and thumped him Should have said Cyclops.....would have meant I didn't need to Google! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza77 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president.” “Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” The man, visibly surprised by the old woman’s, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the old woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you don’t know s***?” 1 2 Please view my photos. http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/ Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. Book now via airbnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 3 Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrumonside ref Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted November 8, 2023 Author Share Posted November 8, 2023 1 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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