Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[Bleep1673]

On 25/05/2021 at 12:15, Bearman said:

Today is my 26,780th day on this earth. At midnight (all being well) I will have had 642,714 hours on the planet.

I had parties for my 10,000th & 15,000th, currently  21581. 

Edited July 17, 2021 by Bleep1673

[Bleep1673]

1 hour ago, Bleep1673 said:

I had parties for my 10,000th & 15,000th, currently  21581. 

My 10,000th really freaked people, because no-one had thought about it before.

One of my Jamaican mates invited me to his 10,000th birthday, which fell on a Friday. I didn't get home until 0345 on the Monday.

[Shadow]

If you are baking and run out of eggs, blood can be substituted at a ratio of 65g blood / 1 egg

 

Edited July 20, 2021 by Shadow

[Shadow]

or 43g blood per egg white

[tonyXIII]

4 hours ago, Shadow said:

If you are baking and run out of eggs, blood can be substituted at a ratio of 65g blood / 1 egg

 

65g! That's almost an armful!

 

[Moose]

30 minutes ago, tonyXIII said:

65g! That's almost an armful!

 

Oh how I enjoyed Tony Hancock

[Mister Ting]

I'm taller than my brother, but he has longer legs.

[JohnM]

Meanwhile, a quarter of a mile from here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-57667326

[voteronniegibbs]

6 hours ago, tonyXIII said:

65g! That's almost an armful!

 

[Bleep1673]

Everything will be alright in the end, if it's not alright, it's not the end.

[Bleep1673]

One of the complaints about e-scooters, is they are fast, and quiet, therefore undetectable to blind people.

But so are bikes, e-bikes, and electric motorbikes & cars, but the politicians are saying they are the future. 

I nearly got hit by an e-taxi last weekend because I looked the wrong way, at the wrong time. She just drove on. If I had been hit, The Sun & Mail would've be requiring a ban on 60 year old walking alone.

Edited July 28, 2021 by Bleep1673

[graveyard johnny]

why when you ask someone for eg - how old were you in 1989 ? or how old were you in 1995? they immediately answer with something like "i was 14" or "i was 22" - correct me if i am wrong but unless they were born on jan 1st they were 2 ages in any given year you might ask!

[Bearman]

1 hour ago, graveyard johnny said:

why when you ask someone for eg - how old were you in 1989 ? or how old were you in 1995? they immediately answer with something like "i was 14" or "i was 22" - correct me if i am wrong but unless they were born on jan 1st they were 2 ages in any given year you might ask!

If you ask me how old I was in the year 2000 I would answer 52. But you are not wrong as I was born on 1 January.

On every other day of the year I can truthfully say " I am not x until next year".   On the other hand I cannot say "I will be  x this year".

I went to an old lady one day and she was having a 21st birthday party that very day. It was Feb 29 and she looked more like 84 than 21!

[voteronniegibbs]

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Edited August 3, 2023 by voteronniegibbs

[hindle xiii]

I've just put the bin out without putting my shoes on.

I now have wet socks.

[CornwallRL]

On 15/09/2021 at 16:51, graveyard johnny said:

why when you ask someone for eg - how old were you in 1989 ? or how old were you in 1995? they immediately answer with something like "i was 14" or "i was 22" - correct me if i am wrong but unless they were born on jan 1st they were 2 ages in any given year you might ask!

Only racehorses share the same birthday, they all increase by 1 year on the 1st January, even if they are born Jan 2 or Dec 31 the previous year, that produces a lot of dodgy birth certificates stating birth dates in Jan, rather than Nov/Dec.

[Farmduck]

35 minutes ago, CornwallRL said:

Only racehorses share the same birthday, they all increase by 1 year on the 1st January, even if they are born Jan 2 or Dec 31 the previous year, that produces a lot of dodgy birth certificates stating birth dates in Jan, rather than Nov/Dec.

In Australia the horses are all born on 1 August

[Farmduck]

On 16/09/2021 at 01:51, graveyard johnny said:

why when you ask someone for eg - how old were you in 1989 ? or how old were you in 1995? they immediately answer with something like "i was 14" or "i was 22" - correct me if i am wrong but unless they were born on jan 1st they were 2 ages in any given year you might ask!

I was born on 31 December so I'm only one age each calendar year.

[Shadow]

To my enormous surprise my offering in the office Christmas Bake-Off has proved to be less than entirely popular.

I mean, who doesn't like Curried Sprouts?

 

[voteronniegibbs]

29 minutes ago, Shadow said:

To my enormous surprise my offering in the office Christmas Bake-Off has proved to be less than entirely popular.

I mean, who doesn't like Curried Sprouts?

 

[CornwallRL]

On 21/07/2021 at 01:20, voteronniegibbs said:

Is that Frank Thornton in the background due to scrape the barrell in Last of the Summer Wine.

[CornwallRL]

Do transvestites celebrate Christmas by Eating, drinking and being Mary?

[bobbruce]

On 26/11/2021 at 11:11, Farmduck said:

In Australia the horses are all born on 1 August

Whose in charge kayakman. 

[Kayakman]

39 minutes ago, bobbruce said:

Whose in charge kayakman. 

Now, now wee Sally.

[CornwallRL]

Front page of Wikipedia says subversive at the BBC during the Cold War had their files marked with a Christmas Tree.

Was this a reference to the tune Tannenbaum, sung as Oh Christmas Tree, is also sung by socialists as The Red Flag?