Rant thread

[bobbruce]

1 hour ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

To be truthful my wife clips them but using the word PLUCKER seemed more appropriate in a rant.

Clipper plucker it doesn’t matter next you’ll be getting manicures and wearing a top bun. 

[Clogiron]

3 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

For 47 years I have never had to touch my eyebrows. They've been the same for that long. But now there's a few hairs on either side that had decided to go grey AND GROW QUICKER THAN THE REST! WTF!!! NOW I'VE HAD TO BECOME A PLUCKER!!! 

Wait till you start having to do your ears with a garden strimmer

[DavidM]

I’ve noticed watching the golf that so many top players whack it towards the crowd then just stand there saying nothing . I thought the common courtesy , and I’m no golf expert ,was to shout “ four “ , but it’s almost as if they feel it’s beneath them and they have other people to do everything . So many times folk in the crowd almost get brained and the player just watches it

Edited July 19, 2019 by DavidM

[Wiltshire Rhino]

3 hours ago, bobbruce said:

Clipper plucker it doesn’t matter next you’ll be getting manicures and wearing a top bun. 

No top bun will ever "grace" my skinhead!  

[Bleep1673]

Just remember, you're not a pheasant plucker, you're the pheasant pluckers son, and you're only plucking pheasant till the pheasant plucker comes

[longboard]

2 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

No top bun will ever "grace" my skinhead!  

You still appear to have the option of a ponytail Wilt. They go well with a bald, or thinly haired crown. 

[Wiltshire Rhino]

4 minutes ago, longboard said:

You still appear to have the option of a ponytail Wilt. They go well with a bald, or thinly haired crown. 

Or comb over my eyebrows 

[longboard]

2 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

Or comb over my eyebrows 

Or comb up from the shoulders.

[Futtocks]

7 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said:

For 47 years I have never had to touch my eyebrows. They've been the same for that long. But now there's a few hairs on either side that had decided to go grey AND GROW QUICKER THAN THE REST! WTF!!! NOW I'VE HAD TO BECOME A PLUCKER!!! 

[Clogiron]

46 minutes ago, Futtocks said:

Bet he didn't go to Specsavers

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

On 19/07/2019 at 07:20, Wiltshire Rhino said:

For 47 years I have never had to touch my eyebrows. They've been the same for that long. But now there's a few hairs on either side that had decided to go grey AND GROW QUICKER THAN THE REST! WTF!!! NOW I'VE HAD TO BECOME A PLUCKER!!! 

You need a beard trimmer... They have attachments for nose/eye brows/ears... Plucking is for pheasant plucker and their sons

[Wiltshire Rhino]

7 minutes ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:

Plucking is for pheasant plucker and their sons

[Bearman]

Plastic clam shell packaging.

Gives me wraprage

[Bleep1673]

Back in May 2019 I applied to Hastings Council for a Discretionary Housing Payment, to be paid from June 18th. This was awarded at the small amount of £5 per week. To date, despite numerous phone calls, and assurances from council officials that it will be paid, I have yet to receive a penny. This is despite the council assuring me for the last 3 weeks that the payment will be in my account "next Tuesday" for the last 3 weeks, it still hasn't appeared. 

I am therefore sitting in the Town Hall until payment is made & the funds have cleared my account. No more promises of payment. I want actual payment before I go home.

It is only £5/wk, but it is the principle.

[gazza77]

25mph on an open clear stretch of road, in good conditions and little traffic is not acceptable when in a national speed limit zone.

[tonyXIII]

1 hour ago, gazza77 said:

25mph on an open clear stretch of road, in good conditions and little traffic is not acceptable when in a national speed limit zone.

So, don't do it.

HTH.

[Bleep1673]

On 13/08/2019 at 10:27, Bleep1673 said:

Back in May 2019 I applied to Hastings Council for a Discretionary Housing Payment, to be paid from June 18th. This was awarded at the small amount of £5 per week. To date, despite numerous phone calls, and assurances from council officials that it will be paid, I have yet to receive a penny. This is despite the council assuring me for the last 3 weeks that the payment will be in my account "next Tuesday" for the last 3 weeks, it still hasn't appeared. 

I am therefore sitting in the Town Hall until payment is made & the funds have cleared my account. No more promises of payment. I want actual payment before I go home.

It is only £5/wk, but it is the principle.

It was cleared in my bank at 1545.

[Bleep1673]

Può giocare con il tuo scroto?

[tonyXIII]

2 hours ago, Bleep1673 said:

Può giocare con il tuo scroto?

What has your scrotum got to do with your benefits?

Or is that how you applied 'pressure' to the benefits clerk?

[Bob8]

4 hours ago, Bleep1673 said:

Può giocare con il tuo scroto?

Yes, but be discreet.

[Phil]

20 hours ago, gazza77 said:

25mph on an open clear stretch of road, in good conditions and little traffic is not acceptable when in a national speed limit zone.

Which road?

[The Hallucinating Goose]

8 hours ago, Bleep1673 said:

It was cleared in my bank at 1545.

I just read that as 'cleared in my bank IN 1545'. Initially thought what you been sitting in city Hall for if you've had the money for 500 years? Then I thought that's a long time to be sitting in city Hall. Then I thought I know a lot of people on here are old men but that's taking the pee. Then I just stopped thinking, easier that way! 

[gazza77]

28 minutes ago, Phil said:

Which road?

Over Cock Hill, between Oxenhope and Pecket. Took an age to get around them. 

[MattSantos]

10 hours ago, gazza77 said:

Over Cock Hill, between Oxenhope and Pecket. Took an age to get around them. 

Youve just made that up. 

[Wiltshire Rhino]

I hate that loads of people appear to think it's socially acceptable to smoke weed!