bobbruce Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: To be truthful my wife clips them but using the word PLUCKER seemed more appropriate in a rant. Clipper plucker it doesn’t matter next you’ll be getting manicures and wearing a top bun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogiron Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: For 47 years I have never had to touch my eyebrows. They've been the same for that long. But now there's a few hairs on either side that had decided to go grey AND GROW QUICKER THAN THE REST! WTF!!! NOW I'VE HAD TO BECOME A PLUCKER!!! Wait till you start having to do your ears with a garden strimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidM Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 (edited) I’ve noticed watching the golf that so many top players whack it towards the crowd then just stand there saying nothing . I thought the common courtesy , and I’m no golf expert ,was to shout “ four “ , but it’s almost as if they feel it’s beneath them and they have other people to do everything . So many times folk in the crowd almost get brained and the player just watches it Edited July 19, 2019 by DavidM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 hours ago, bobbruce said: Clipper plucker it doesn’t matter next you’ll be getting manicures and wearing a top bun. No top bun will ever "grace" my skinhead! 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Just remember, you're not a pheasant plucker, you're the pheasant pluckers son, and you're only plucking pheasant till the pheasant plucker comes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: No top bun will ever "grace" my skinhead! You still appear to have the option of a ponytail Wilt. They go well with a bald, or thinly haired crown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, longboard said: You still appear to have the option of a ponytail Wilt. They go well with a bald, or thinly haired crown. Or comb over my eyebrows 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: Or comb over my eyebrows Or comb up from the shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 7 hours ago, Wiltshire Rhino said: For 47 years I have never had to touch my eyebrows. They've been the same for that long. But now there's a few hairs on either side that had decided to go grey AND GROW QUICKER THAN THE REST! WTF!!! NOW I'VE HAD TO BECOME A PLUCKER!!! 3 Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogiron Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, Futtocks said: Bet he didn't go to Specsavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedfordshire Bronco Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 On 19/07/2019 at 07:20, Wiltshire Rhino said: For 47 years I have never had to touch my eyebrows. They've been the same for that long. But now there's a few hairs on either side that had decided to go grey AND GROW QUICKER THAN THE REST! WTF!!! NOW I'VE HAD TO BECOME A PLUCKER!!! You need a beard trimmer... They have attachments for nose/eye brows/ears... Plucking is for pheasant plucker and their sons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said: Plucking is for pheasant plucker and their sons 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Plastic clam shell packaging. Gives me wraprage 1 Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Back in May 2019 I applied to Hastings Council for a Discretionary Housing Payment, to be paid from June 18th. This was awarded at the small amount of £5 per week. To date, despite numerous phone calls, and assurances from council officials that it will be paid, I have yet to receive a penny. This is despite the council assuring me for the last 3 weeks that the payment will be in my account "next Tuesday" for the last 3 weeks, it still hasn't appeared. I am therefore sitting in the Town Hall until payment is made & the funds have cleared my account. No more promises of payment. I want actual payment before I go home. It is only £5/wk, but it is the principle. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza77 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 25mph on an open clear stretch of road, in good conditions and little traffic is not acceptable when in a national speed limit zone. Please view my photos. http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/ Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. Book now via airbnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, gazza77 said: 25mph on an open clear stretch of road, in good conditions and little traffic is not acceptable when in a national speed limit zone. So, don't do it. HTH. 1 Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 On 13/08/2019 at 10:27, Bleep1673 said: Back in May 2019 I applied to Hastings Council for a Discretionary Housing Payment, to be paid from June 18th. This was awarded at the small amount of £5 per week. To date, despite numerous phone calls, and assurances from council officials that it will be paid, I have yet to receive a penny. This is despite the council assuring me for the last 3 weeks that the payment will be in my account "next Tuesday" for the last 3 weeks, it still hasn't appeared. I am therefore sitting in the Town Hall until payment is made & the funds have cleared my account. No more promises of payment. I want actual payment before I go home. It is only £5/wk, but it is the principle. It was cleared in my bank at 1545. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Può giocare con il tuo scroto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: Può giocare con il tuo scroto? What has your scrotum got to do with your benefits? Or is that how you applied 'pressure' to the benefits clerk? 1 Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob8 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: Può giocare con il tuo scroto? Yes, but be discreet. 1 "You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 20 hours ago, gazza77 said: 25mph on an open clear stretch of road, in good conditions and little traffic is not acceptable when in a national speed limit zone. Which road? "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: It was cleared in my bank at 1545. I just read that as 'cleared in my bank IN 1545'. Initially thought what you been sitting in city Hall for if you've had the money for 500 years? Then I thought that's a long time to be sitting in city Hall. Then I thought I know a lot of people on here are old men but that's taking the pee. Then I just stopped thinking, easier that way! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza77 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 28 minutes ago, Phil said: Which road? Over Cock Hill, between Oxenhope and Pecket. Took an age to get around them. 1 Please view my photos. http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/ Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. Book now via airbnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattSantos Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 10 hours ago, gazza77 said: Over Cock Hill, between Oxenhope and Pecket. Took an age to get around them. Youve just made that up. 1 2 Running the Rob Burrow marathon to raise money for the My Name'5 Doddie foundation: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/ben-dyas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I hate that loads of people appear to think it's socially acceptable to smoke weed! 3 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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