What would your RL autobiography be called?

[The Hallucinating Goose]

I've been sorting through my RL book collection recently and it got me thinking, there are a lot of ex players and coaches on here and if we were going to write our autobiographies, what would we call them? 

After a long couple of minutes thinking about it, I am going to call my own: The Winged Winger: Hallucinations of Hull. 

[Henson Park Old Firm]

"A Travel Guide to London Broncos home Ground" by Michael Portillio

 

[hindle xiii]

Do Lobsters Feel Pain?

[Phil]

I wasn’t quite good enough(but I tried)

[StandOffHalf]

Stand-off-Half: The Secret Story of an Unheralded and Mercurial Genius Who Flopped, Flunked, and Fizzled Out

[clifford]

Mine is easy. Bill benyontold me I was OK but not big enough 

Edited July 10, 2023 by clifford

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

Motorway....the story of a man with two hard shoulders 

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

22 hours ago, Henson Park Old Firm said:

"A Travel Guide to London Broncos home Ground" by Michael Portillio

 

That book he is holding is too small 

[ATLANTISMAN]

I must have been mad but no regrets 

[creditwhereitsdews]

Attendance: Not given

[Fevrover]

Just now, creditwhereitsdews said:

Attendance: Not given

That's catching on regularly now a days.

[MZH]

I'm too old for all this: One man's journey from the operating theatre to the rugby pitch (and back to the operating theatre again)

[Dunbar]

With credit to @GUBRATS as ghostwriter - 'I'm a simple man so I need a simple game'.

[The Lad]

Offside: How eagerness often ends with disappointment.

[Anita Bath]

Simply the worst - from childhood dream to reality

[overtheborder]

The Unused Sub: Chronicles from A Single Primary School Game

[meast]

FFS FARTOWN! - A life following Huddersfield RLFC.

Edited July 10, 2023 by meast

[meast]

On 09/07/2023 at 15:23, Henson Park Old Firm said:

"A Travel Guide to London Broncos home Ground" by Michael Portillio

 

He's not visited Leigh yet has he?

[Adelaide Tiger]

‘Tales of the unexpected … I once saw Cas win at St Helen’s’.

[The Partisan]

Peaking too early ... The tragic story of a nine year old convent school premiership winning captain who could of been a legend but faded into rugby league obscurity before pubescent maturity

[Dunbar]

33 minutes ago, The Partisan said:

Peaking too early ... The tragic story of a nine year old convent school premiership winning captain who could of been a legend but faded into rugby league obscurity before pubescent maturity

I asked my wife what she thought my autobiography should be called and funnily enough she also said Peaking Too Early.

[The Rocket]

An Imaginary Life: How unbeknownst to everyone a lonely farm boy played his part in the great St. George`s teams of the 1970`s.

[RP London]

19 minutes ago, Dunbar said:

I asked my wife what she thought my autobiography should be called and funnily enough she also said Peaking Too Early.

you didnt tell her it was your RL autobiography though did you?? 

[RP London]

A good laugh: the story of how one man could be laughed AT both on the pitch and in the pub

[fighting irish]

"Who said I can't?"