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Cheers @Se_Railway for cancelling the 1845 to Hastings and then waiting until now to admitting the next one has no chance of being on time
What's the difference between David Moyes and Primark? Stuff from Primark lasts a season!
That feeling when you realise you clicked "save" instead of "open" and saved a blank document over your 4,000 word essay...
RT @diamondgeezer: To anyone who's ever suggested the May Day Holiday should move to St George's Day, Easter Wednesday is why you're wrong.
Another run completed. This time four loops of Red Lane. Omg does it hurt the lungs #goingtogetfit #halfmarathonhereicome
Training to be a ###### head is so much easier than training for a half marathon. Someone shouts " another drink Jonah " don't mind if I do. It's great talking to yourself
How have they managed to take all the passion, intrigue, mystery and brooding out of Jamaica Inn?
James Dyson has just invented a new cleaner called the DavidMoyes cleaner;it collects rubbish, it sucks and finishes the job in record time!
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Happy Earth Day to you. Happy Earth Day to you. Happy Earth Day, dear planet we’re destroying. Happy Earth Day to you.
It's what Jesus would have wanted...
RT @thewritertype: Tory candidate came canvassing for local elections. Can’t remember when that last happened. Can’t even remember where th…
I like how WWE refer to Corporate Kane and Demon Kane as if they're two different people!
Man fired from sports team is ahead of 'child burns to death on street' on the news headlines.
RT @Vice_Is_Hip: "It's gay" - Why Vladimir Putin tried to ban having to go back to work after a bank holiday